THE HOTH TUB PUB

"MY, IT'S HOTH IN HERE!" = neon sign

Welcome all, we are opening on Hoth's Annual Wampa Night. So grab a chair, snuggle up to the fire or get some major liquor from finti, the bartender.

Enjoy your stay on Hoth and I recommend not evnturing outside without a Taun-taun and a lightsabre.

[ May 24, 2001: Message edited by: queeq ]

We're open!!!
Drink your drinks before the freeze up. If they do, finti can supply you with a handy pick axe.

(Ushgarak arrives wearing some fourteen layers of fur coats, bearing a vast crate labelled 'Blankets for Edna'😉

BLIMEY it's cold here... how the heck are we going to get any custom?

BTW, I have some plumbing and stuff arriving for Edna soo as well.

Well, we're working on the heater, but it got encased in ice after an hour we got here. But it'll be fixed soon. I suggest you don't touch anything with bears hands, otherwise we need to use razorblades to cut you loose.

As I understand it, heaters are a good way to make this place collapse.

(Starts setting up blankets in Ednas room)

Oh don't worry, we won't turn them on that high. Just a tad below the point of thaw.

Ok, now, let me read these tub assembly instructions...

You've got them upside down.

I was going to say, that wouldn't work...

(Edna swoops in on her brromstick and as soon as she lands the ground starts to shake from her intense shivering)

Bloody hell I'm cold!

I hear frozen broomsticks can be real trouble...

Anyway! I have prepared your room for you. Loads of blankets and a very well designed hot tub.

(Edna open her cape to reveal 20 hot water bottle strapped to her body!)

I came prepared but it doesnt appear to be working!

Careful, those things will burst if they freeze...

No they wont! Rubber stretches! I'm still cold though. I need to get warm

Great, sharp, stabby icicles in rubber. How pleasant.

Shall I get the blankets and run the tub?

Jadesfire glides in on repulsors and touches down softly.

##FROM EXTERNAL SPEAKER##

"It's too cold out there, I'll stay in here where it's nice and warm."

What, throughout the whole run of the thread?

##Maybe, it's great in here##

Perhaps we should set up a thread in there.

Ushcan you make sure the water isnt too hot or too cold before i get in it?