THE HOTH TUB PUB

So the goddess of love has been cruel to him in the past ?

Hmmm! Well that wasnt actually what i was getting at. He just doesnt trust me. Tell me Gundy, what could I possibly find appealing about an evil clone anyway? I just don't see what his problem is!

Well, evil clones do know how to have a great nightlife but don't do well in long term meaningful relationships.

Hey the clones do have a good night life, I got one from Vader as a present, very fiesty little feller I had to put him down, It was sad.

I should have known better than to trust someone from Dathomir...

Yeah yeah Ush! Whatever! Believe whatever you want as it is obvious you don't want to believe me!

Will you shut your stupid moaning Witchy face!

No I will not! I don't like being accused of things of which I am not guilty!

Not guilty? How much more suspicious could you look? Cavorting with my evil twin like that! How COULD you?

Cavorting? How can you call that cavorting? He had a lightsabre to my throat and was threatening to kill me! You think I was talking to him voluntarily? Or did you miss me kicking him in the nuts? Geez! What more could I do! There is nothng between me and Uush!

Except a kiss, you mean! And don't pretend you didn't do anything to encourage that! I saw the look on your face when I confronted you!

How could i do anything to encourage it? I was unconscious for crying out loud! He had me on the floor in the forest. completely helpless. But of course that was all MY fault! Yes I am having a passionate affair with him. There is that what you wanted to hear? Are you happy now?

Well, that's what you bloody well want, isn't it! Sith Witch and Fallen Jedi together!

SITH witch? Oh don't you bloody well start on that again! I have had it up to here with your accusations Ush! I wish I had never met you! Just leave me alone!

(Grabs Edna and kisses her)

(Edna, shocked, resists but then kisses him right back again.)

Is THAT what you wanted?

Um... well ... I'm not complaining!

Well... good!

(Kisses Edna again)

Do you have any idea how long I have waited for you to do that?