New Forum: New Name, Age, Sex, Birthday thread

I don't believe you DID that, Keo!

Edna and myself are mature, sensible people. Quite why we are here I have no idea...

Be back on later, guys.

Well even the batsuit had....oh, never mind 😛

Crumbs... it's too late to censor this forum from Edna...

This is hard work, you know!

But I'll give you an A+ for effort, Ush ! 😎

As I have said before, it's worth it...

Hey! Are you trying to say I am ugly? Well! Now I am hurt!

HUH? When did anyone suggest that?
I... I don't know how you could say that...

Well to be fair I could look absolutely hideous couldnt I? I will admit I am not about to win any beauty pageants (how do you spell that?) but Im not ugly! Honest!

You COULD be, yes, but it would hardly be polite to assume so, would it?

And I reckon I am likewise in the looks department... I'm not getting on the cover of Playboy, by any means. Even if I WASN'T pale as a sheet.

Hey there'snothing wrong with being pale! May biology teacher seems to have a habit of spreading rumours around all the other teachers that I am ill. First theyal seemedto think I was anaemic because I am so pale and then they all thought I had some sort of eating disorder because I never had breakfast. What is wrong with that woman?

Modern day values, I'm afraid. Pale used to be extrmely beautiful, of course.

Did I mention that I was old-fashioned?

Yes you did actually. However I am not your regular pale beauty. I'm too short, too chubby and have manky coloured hair! So there!

What colour is 'manky'?

I dont know. It seems to change colour every time I wash it. pople are forever asking me if I have died my hair. Some times it goes really red and other times it is a sort of a golden brown colour.

Is that bad? I'm not sure what qualifies it as manky... bit out of touch with hair... and you can't be that chubby with all that bike riding...

I havent ridden towork for a couple of weeks now. I eep getting lifts off one of my friends. Im too lazy! And incredibly unfit!

Well, I'M unfit. Though I guess muscle wastage is a good way to fight flab... having recovered from most of that, I weigh in at a mighty nine stone now. Result!

Not bad! im impressed! God I hope I don weigh more than you! That would be embarassing!

'Hope' you don't? This would indicate that you don't know how much you weigh, which I doubt... regardless, it's not as if you're enormous, is it? Are you HAPPY with how you look?

You've mentioned boyfriends before, so it's not as if the Staffordshire community is saying 'bleugh, leave off chubby old Eleanor!', is it?

[ April 20, 2001: Message edited by: Ushgarak ]

Am I happy with the way I look? Well lets see Im a girl so that would almost definitely be no! Arewe ever happy with the way we look?

No I dont know how much I weigh. Ive never cared. I think Im about nine stone. I will go and check if you want. And no Im not huge!