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Ush and Edna get along VERY well. Both pale and approximately the same height. Sounds like a match made in the Chaos Club.

*calls wedding caterer*

Oh, a wedding...

Three more and we can have a funeral...

There you go on the wedding talk again!

Right then, all you woman out there. How much do you weigh?

What is NJO? 😕

New Jedi Order. King Jedi's site. EJ and Merc went there after their... disagreement.

Why not, over at NJO apparently they think I'm gonna marry Dim...

Are you, RC? 😕

Not yet. They have to have some galactic adventures first. 😂

Oh THAT'S the key, is it? I see...

Yes. They have to save the universe first so they can build a passionate cat-n-mouse relationship on top of a foundation of fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants, adrenaline-fused, jump-to-lightspeed-to-avoid-capture-by-the-star-destroyer foreplay.

Any questions, class ? 😮‍💨

That's foreplay?

This is going to take a while to organise...

You missed out the ending-up-on-two-sides-of-the-universe-and-not-being-able-to-contact-each-other bit....

That bit is between films, I think.

Oh, got ya. So I'm an in-be-tweenie. Great!!!

Well just remember, RC...I'LL be the one to put you in the carbonite. I am the mayhemic mad doctor here ya know. I've got a reputation at stake ! 🤣

Technically, I should free him, now I've heard your plan... but my noble nature (and the plot)demands that I get DIm to do it...

Well, I guess I will have a loooonnnnngggg wait then, being as Dim moved yesterday and I don't know where she is, or how to contact her, besides ICQ or email which she won't have until she get's back online which could take a while.

Guess I'll have to hope she gives me a call.... 😕 😕 😕

Did she move out of state ?

Yep. California.

Oh yeah, sure, not a big place at all... sheesh 😕