Are you starting a new job today?

Queeq, you are such an inspiration to us ugly folk.... 🙄 😎 🙄

I think there might be a grave insult hidden in that remark. 😂

Only against myself.... 🙄

Well, I think you're a real hunk. 😉

Does your wife know...? 😂

OK OK OK! I work at .... (drum roll please)...Drayton Manor Park!

(runs to airport, buys tickets) Hey, pick me up at Heathrow, will ya, Edna ? 😎

Heathrow? I think not Gundy! You might want to try Birmigham International!

I've heard of Drayton Manor, I've seen the sign on the M42 when I've been driving from Birmingham to Wakefield. 😂

Yeah well it's nothing special! Infact its a pile of old smelly pants! I hate the place! God knows why I am now there for the third year in a row! I'm going to be one of the attractions soon! Most people don't last more than one season! Usually due to the pitiful wages!

What do you do there?

She sells jello, of course.

No icecreams?

You know what Eddie Murphy would say....

No no no no no! I'm the evil person that charged everyone to go into the park and go on the rides! Meaning that I am also the person who gets the most shouted at and has all the damn complaints! God my job sucks! Thank god I wont have to work there anymore after september! Woo hoo!

Great! So we don't even have to go in the park to annoy you, we can kjust stand by the gate. 😂

Just kiddin' 😉

Well that is if you can fight your way through the queue of people already trying to kill me! Like I set the prices! Sheesh! Everything is all my fault! And then there is turnstyles! Dull!

Bummer, kinda like when I worked at the multiplex yeas ago. Sat inside a fishbowl talking to people through a speaker?

God atleast you get a speaker! DMP are too cheap for that! We have to shout through the glass at the top of our voices, deafening the other poeple on the room. And they still can't hear us! But then that is my fault aswell! And if the rides break - that is my fault! And a year ago there was a powercut and they had to shut the park. Guess what? That was my fault too! Infact someone punched the glass in my friends window. It scared the hell out of us. That was it! We just closed the shutters and sat there until everyone had given up and gone home. we didn't dare open the door for fear of our lives!

OK, you win, your job sucks. 😂