Are you starting a new job today?

It does! And when I am up at the main gate, I get the job of meeting and greating the coaches which is fine because I get to be the good buy then. The happy smiley face of Drayton Manor. The only problem is that it lways rains and I seem to have this amazing skill of falling off the coaches into muddy puddles! And they give you a stupid waterproof coat that leaks! I'm usually soaked through to my underwear by the end of the day!

*Hands Edna a towel* 😂

The evil, unseen side of theme parks....

Hmmm. They are not pleasant working experiences I will tell you that much!

Much rather be a visitor than a worker.

How many days a week do you work there, Edna?

Probably too many for her liking.

No days a week would be good, but I think the salary would be lousy...

Go there and tell her that you are worried about the security on your car... she'll like that.

Huh? Ok, I'm sure that means something to you two. 😉

Oh god yes! Aparently I am a security guard aswell! Never mind! long story!

I just work weekedns gundy and weekdays during the holidays. Hence me working monday and tuesday this week.

Yeah, a job that makes you work MORE on Bank Holidays... by rights, they should be paying you a fortune.

Nope I was still getting the same old rubbish £2.90. Its awful! Slave labour! In fact it should have been £3.20. Shuld have gone up over a month ago. Im not impressed! I thinkI will go on strike!

Ok, that IS criminal...

Didnt I say yesterday?

Probably. I thought everyone should know.

Oh ok! Ive forgotten about almost verything we talked about yesterday. Its very weird!

Well, it was hardly classic stuff, I babbled most of the time.

And I said I dont know a lot!

Yes... you made me begin to wonder if you knew ANYTHING...