Morpheus: "It's time"
Neo: "Time for what?"
Trinity: "To meet the Banana King"
*car ride, stops at abandoned marketplace*
Neo: "So, who is this Banana King? Is he the one who made the prophecy?"
Morpheus: "No, but he has been with us since the beginning"
Neo: "The beginning of what?"
Morpheus: "Dinner"
Neo: "and he tastes like what, everything?"
Morpheus: "He would say he tastes good enough. Come on"
*They arrive at a door at the back of the Marketplace, made of wood, where they stop*
Morpheus: "I can only show you the door, you must open it."
*Neo reaches for the door, right as it opens to reveal...*
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Neo: "THATS THE BANANA KING?!?!?!"
Morpheus: "Yes! Now, dig in!!"
Neo: "You waste my time with a dancing BANANA?!?!"
Morpheus: "You cannot truly become the ONE, until you have sampled the BANANA KING..."
Neo: "You crazy Old Man...Maybe that guy in black was right, maybe you ARE dangerous"
Morpheus: *perturbed* "Fine then, don't eat the Banana King, i'll have him all to myself..."
*Neo storms off, then stops, turns around, and lunges, flying through the air, right into the Banana King. Banana flies everywhere, As Neo is standing, clean, changed. For no longer is he Thomas Anderson, he is now Neo, saviour of Mankind. THE ONE.*
Note: The Banana King is a character in Jack Kerouac's "On the Road".
Originally posted by burlyman
You know, I know this banana doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Banana King is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? Banana Island is bliss.💃💃💃
*** Plays harp on cue. ***
😂 Banana Island is bliss.
Cypher: I don't want to remember nothing. Nothing. You understand? And I want to be rich. You know, someone important. Like an actor.
Agent Smith: Whatever you want, Mr. Reagan.
Cypher: Okay. I get my body back into a power plant, re-insert me into the Matrix, I'll get you what you want.
Agent Smith: Access codes to the Banana Island.
Cypher: No, I told you, I don't know them. I can get you the man who does.
Agent Smith: The Banana King!💃
Trinity: I know why you're here, Neo. I know what you've been doing. I know why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night you sit at your computer. You're looking for him 💃. I know, because I was once looking for the same thing. And when he found me, he told me I wasn't really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us, Neo. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question just as I did.
Neo: What is Banana Island?
Agent Smith: As you can see, we've had our eye on you for some time now, Mr. Anderson. It seems that you've been living two lives. In one life, you're Thomas A. Anderson, program writer for a respectable software company, you have a social security number, you pay your taxes, and you help your landlady carry out her garbage. The other life is lived in computers, where you go by the hacker alias Mr. Banana and are guilty of virtually every fruit crime we have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not. I'm going to be as forthcoming as I can be, Mr. Anderson. You're here because we need your help. We know that you've been contacted by a certain individual, a man who calls himself The Banana King. Now whatever you think you know about this banana is irrelevant. He is considered by many authorities to be the most dangerous banana alive. My colleagues believe that I am wasting my time with you but I believe that you wish to do the right thing. We're willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start and all that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice.
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besides the obvious banana tributes, that was quoted pefectly burlyman, I aplaud you.
"Don't tramp in the banana. Thats impossible." Only try to realize the truth."
"What truth?"
"There is no banana."
"There is no banana?"
"Then you will realize that it is not the banana that bends... it is only yourself.