Matrix Quote Battle

Navykidd> In the name of NEO, how dare you take the Oracle's name in vain! Such blaspheme. By the agents, be damned! Oh Mary mother of Mouse! (fans himself, trying to regain his composure)

I mean goodness, talk about the kiss of Cypher! You've really done it now. The first One is probably rolling in his grave right now! You'd just do anything to make a joke wouldn't you navykidd? Well you can't treat us like any old Tom, Dick, and Dozer. We weren't freed yesterday.

But that's alright. Everybody falls the first time. It doesn't mean anything.

So why don't you consult the architect and realize the unbalanced mathematical anomaly of your ways.

😉

Priest

HAHAHAHAHAHA...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha...ROFLMBO...

Niobe: I remember when you used to dance the banana dance
Morph: Yeah I did
Niobe: Why did you stop?
Morph: There are some people who love the Banana dance Captain, and there are some who just love to eat them

Neo: Morpheus. The Oracle, she told me I'm...
Morpheus: She told you exactly what you needed to hear, that's all. Neo, sooner or later you're going to realize, just as I did, that there's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.
Neo: BUT!!!...She told me SimplePreist should shut up.

Just joking Priest, i know i didnt give u props like i did Jedi, and im sorry, but like i said before, ur signature block stinkin rocks, and u always crack me up, it was Jedi's turn thats all, so my bad....
but remember...

navykidd: I know you're out there, Simple Priest. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you, a world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries, a world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.💃

navykidd> ok dude, that's cool. I hope it didn't seem like I was making fun of you, I was just trying to make a joke along with what you said last time. lol. Sorry 'bout that. But yeah, like I said, I was just taking where you were going and running with it. But Not to pick on you. Cool? Cool.

one banana, two banana, three banana, four.... 💃

Keep those posts coming though. Your stuff is Funny! 😉

Originally posted by navykidd
Later, in the caves of zion

Trinity: Ive never seen anyone move fast
Neo:😮 ...
Trinity: Well, i just figured u would last longer

😑

Neo: Who are you?
Architect: I am the architect.
Neo: And is that supposed to mean anything to me?
Architect: It should... Don't you see?
Neo: Maybe you should just explain it to me.

--extra close close-up of archie's face--

Architect: Neo, I am your Father!

Neo: Noooooo! My Goodness, does this mean that the Oracle is m-my mother?
Architect: Please.

--Neo looks confused--

Architect: As the creator of the Matrix I naturally took one of its finest inhabitants to be my bride.
Neo: You mean Persephone?
Architect: Exactly.
Neo: Whoa! Wait a minute. I-I kissed her!!! 😘

haha

💃

hey preist thanks for clearing it up, lol, i feel like cypher now...

ill get on the qoutes when i get a chance, this new trailer is occupying my brain right now, lol

peace and be easy 💃

Korri>> Sorry about the Neo thing, my bad. (puppy eyes)

Priest>>the star wars/matrix thing was a trip, lol, and by the way "im not so bad once u get to know me"

The Oracle: Bingo! It is a pickle, no doubt about it. The bad news is there's no way if you can really know whether I'm here to help you or not. So it's really up to you. You just have to make up your own damn mind to either accept what I'm going to tell you, or reject it. Banana?💃
Neo: D'you already know if I'm going to take it?
The Oracle: Wouldn't be much of an Oracle if I didn't.
Neo: But if you already know, how can I make a choice?
The Oracle: Because you didn't come here to make the choice, you've already made it. You're here to try to understand why you made it. I thought you'd have figured that out by now.
Neo: Why are you here?
The Oracle: Same reason. I love bananas💃.

keep em coming, GOD BLESS

---continuing from before----

Architect: Neo, I am your Father!

Neo: Noooooo! My Goodness, does this mean that the Oracle is m-my mother?
Architect: Please.

--Neo looks confused--

Architect: As the creator of the Matrix I naturally took one of its finest inhabitants to be my bride.
Neo: You mean Persephone?
Architect: Exactly.
Neo: Whoa! Wait a minute. I-I kissed her!!! 😘

Architect: Quite right. Interesting. That was quicker than the others.
Neo: WHAT! Others, w-what others. You mean others have kissed my mom. Oh I think I'm gonna be sick.

--enters Persephone--

Persephone: What Neo? Such emotion over something so small. They were just kisses.

--Neo bends over about to wretch--

Architect: Already, I can see the chain reaction - the chemical precursors that signal the onset of an emotion, designed specifically to overwhelm logic and reason - an emotion that is already blinding you from the simple and obvious truth. Your mom is a --

--Just then Link burst in looking for Persephone--

Link: Where's my puss... Hey!
Neo: Oh you've got to be kidding me. 😘

Persephone: What? They were just samples.

Clapping, hysterically, standing ovation.....applause apllause, lmfbo, .....three weeks later, tears from eyes, just recovering from the ground, and the crown goes to....(drum roll)...SimplePreist

keep em coming. lol, 🤣

navykidd> Thank you, thank you. I love you all. I'd like to thank the Academy, jediHDM (you're my boy Blue), "The" Omega, she's done so much to influence me and make me feel free to express myself as a forum member. I'd like to thank KMC, and of course my alter-ego Priest. I couldn't have done it without any of you.

jj 😛

but no really, thanks 💃 I'm just trying to be silly so the time passes by. Is it november yet?

um...thanks, i think...so, what is a boy Blue?

lol, it's a stupid quote from another movie that I actually don't like (Old School). He's reffering to a guy named Blue, and saying you're my boy.

silly joke....so, moving along....

oh, maybe thats why, i haven't seen ... it.

L😂L

Neo> Okidoki
*neo falling*
Neo> WHOAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Persephone: If she has to, she will kill us all.

(besides the great acting, shes just freaking hot!)