The Off-Topic Topic : Episode II

Started by keokiswahine20 pages

Gundy is absolutely glowing with anticipation, queeq; you'd better hide in the closet again. 😕 😱 🙄 😈

hmm the closet makes a perfect coffin, poor queeq you qr more dead than dead 😕

I thought a funeral pyre was the way to go? 😈

*cackles with evil glee, imagining things burning, but not stave-churches or witches*

Supa

The slow painful way is the only way for queeq right now.

But nothing to worry about, Supa...just the typical lover's spat. (goes back down to lab, oils iron maiden). 😈

*jumps up and down, clapping*

We're gonna do the iron maiden! We're gonna do the iron maiden! We're gonna do the iron maiden!

(pauses for finti to insert song)

*listens and waits*

finti, we're waiting for your song here... 😕 😕 😉

"Oh Well, wherever, wherever you are,
Iron Maiden's gonna get you, no matter how far.
See the blood flow watching it shed up above my head.
Iron Maiden wants you for dead."- Iron Maiden

😄 🤣 😎 🙂 rest my case

Ah! Good to see you haven't been imagining witches burning!

Still a bit paranoid about that, Edna?

Wouldn't you be if Imperial stormtroopers tied you to a wooden stake above a ten foot bonfire! I shudder at the awful memories!

When did this happen?

Someone must have found out about her little maneuver at the battle of Tanaab.

She wasn't at the battle of Tanaab...

Oh it was about a year ago! Iwouldn't have minded if I had actually been doing anything magical at the time but I was just sitting there doing nothing and they just decdided for no reason what so ever to burn me at the stake!

Bloody stormtroopers. About time someone did something about them! What did you do?

Oh I just screamed at the top of my lungs. I tired a few spells but I was a lot less experienced then and they didn't really work! Then some hooded starnger came to my rescue. He saved me and just as I was about to turn round and thank him he just disappeared. I never saw him again! Don't know who on earth he was!

Ooh! Mystery!

It most certainly is!