The Off-Topic Topic : Episode II

woooooo wooooooooo, Dimmy, time for you to wow them. 😱 🙄 😉 😈

Yeah roler girl 😄

Bikini top, matching thong and roller blades... *coughs* 😂 😱 😂

This is a thong-free forum. We'll have none of that here. Except, of course the black ones I wear under my sith robe. 😂

You got a chineese guy under your robe?

I don't look THAT chinese. 😂

queeq thong pah 😄

😂

Give a sith an inch and he'll take 12 parsecs. 😂

*Starts setting up stage for Thong show featuring Gundark and Dim*

And here we have Ms Gundark modelling the latest little number from the Forest Moon of Endor, entitled "Have you seen my Wicket?".

Made entirely of tree bark, please be sure to avoid contact with any dutch elm infected items...
😂 🤣 😂

Here come the Ewoks with their drums for background sound during the modeling. 😎 😮‍💨

*sits down in comfy chair to enjoy the show, takes out his binoculars*

Hmmm... Now what exactly is he looking for with those? 😉

Just....errr.... to check out those excellent designs. They're quiet small, you see.

Somehow I don't see Dim and I going along with this.....

Well, we needed a good laugh. 😂

I'm thinking that comment could be misconstrued..... 😠

Oh, I dunno... 😉

Actually I think you know quite a lot. (prepares truth serum injection) Now just hold still..... 😈

You don't want the truth.

You don't want the truth.

You can't handle THE TRUTH!!!

😂