you know you are obsessed when you start nicknaming your teachers after the cave troll, balrog orcs etc...
you know you are obsessed when you dance around in your kitchen singing how many days till rotk... 6 days 6days lalalalalala
you know you are obsessed when you are driving and someone passes you and you scream out the window 'you shall not pass'!!!
hear hear!!! lol
you know you're obsessed when you get mad at one of your friends and call them a stupid fat hobbit
you know you are obsessed when instead of doing homework or going to bed because you have school the next day you stay up and watch elijah wood on jay leno.. ANd you tape it
you know you are obsessed when you have an entire tape devoted to tv clips and making of's and interviews dealing with lotr
Originally posted by OrliNElijahsGrl
ahhh orlando had such a strong accent on jay leno expecially when he said "not very elf like, like you wouldnt see legolas fall off a motorbike"lmao..ahh the lizard tounge and monkey butt *sighs* that was wonderful..orlando stuck his tounge out TWICE!
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Originally posted by Aurora❌ ❌
*You hear your mom coming up the stairs while you and your friend are sneaking food out of the fridge and say, "Something draws near, I can feel it."
*You refuse to wear shoes.
*You think that Bill Gates is conspiring with Sarun to take over the world.
*In your sewing class you insist on making a cloak for yourself exactly like those of the Fellowship (complete with the leaf broach at the collar).
*You lose sleep over topics like: Is Legolas' hair really supposed to be brown?
*You plan to name your children after characters from LOTR.
*You have issues with the fact that Bill the Pony didn’t have a bigger part in the movie.
*You’ve bought a gold ring, and you pretend to disappear whenever you put it on.
*Any movie that any of the actors from LOTR were in previous to LOTR becomes immensely interesting to you. Eg) Sean Astin was in “The Goonies,” Elijah Wood was in “The Facutly,” etc
* Your one big wish in life is to meet Frodo Baggins (Not the actor who played him, but the actual Hobbit). And you’re in your 20’s or older.
*You’re truly terrified that there are Nazgul searching for you at this very moment...
*The Eye of Sauron haunts your dreams.
*You are irrationally pissed at the fact that Tom Bombadil was cut from the movie.
*You go to movies you hate, just to see the LOTR trailer.
You robe your dog in all black garb with pasted on wings and attempt to fly on him in a black cloak
You accuse Saruman for every thunderstorm
You try to walk on snow without footprints
You go up to random people on the street, grasp their hand and say (with tears in your eyes) "We SHALL see the shire again."
You have sworn never to step foot in Chicago again because of the movie that "unjustly stole The Two Towers' rightful Academy Award"
You've gone to see lotr in theaters so many times that you've developed a close friendship with the popcorn guy
Strange names like "Brian Sibley" and "Costa Botes" ring a bell to you
You go in to get plastic surgy so you can pointy ears
You get very annoyed when the "Ents" in your backyard won't talk to you
Every time you walk past jewelry stores you swear you can hear the rings whispering to you
Whenever someone tries to take anything from you, you get all sensitive and yell that "It's MINE! MY OWN my preciousssssss..." *eyes bulge
You dance with rage nonstop for three days as soon as someone mentions Harry Potter
You watch FOTR and TTT until they are out of theaters and then you wear sackcloth and ashes until they come out in video
You frame your abundant cornucopia of tickets from FOTR and TTT and hang them beautifully on the wall
You talk to your LOTR action figures.
You eat 6 meals a day
Your cellphone ring is the "Concerning Hobbits"
You see black birds and shout out "CREBAIN FROM DUNLAND!" then hide behind the nearest bush....sure...just "innocent little birdies", are they?
You actually wonder why the waitress kicked you out after you asked for a plate of raw and wriggling fish
You awake every morning, look out the window and shout "ONE DAY CLOSER TO THE RELEASE OF THE RETURN OF THE KING!!!!"
You actually get confused when people tell you hobbits aren't real
You want to get 9 pets and name them Frodo, Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Boromir, Sam, Merry, and Pippin
You randomly shout out lotr characters names.
You refuse to see any other movie in theaters; LOTR must be the #1 movie in ticket sales
You are known as the "lotr freak" wherever you go
You wear a ring around your neck and are sometimes seen snickering over it in a dark corner
You kiss your worn copy of Lord of the Rings goodnight, before you go to bed....every night
You depart from your friends by saying "May the hair on your feet never grow less!"
You eat tomatoes, sausage, and nice crispy bacon whenever you can get it
You throw a temper every time someone mentions A beautiful Mind because you know it beat The Fellowship of The Ring at the Academy Awards
You walk around your house in an Elven cape and claim it will shield you from angry eyes
You insult people by calling them "Orc," "Gollum," or "Spawn of Sauron"
You would rather listen to the lotr soundtrack than the radio
You run to the door when you're late for school calling "Let us make haste!"
You spread hair regrowing cream on your feet to see if that'll make you look more "hobbitish"
You call yourself "precious" and refer to yourself as "we" when people aren't listening
You quote the movie in your daily life
You buy a ring from the bubble gum machine and throw it into a fire to see if any Elvish appears on it.
Your friends ask you "Are you still obsessed with it?" and you automaticly know what "it" refers to
You see a tall man wearing all black and you run the other way screaming "Help the Ringwraith is after me!"
You plan to name your children after Tolkien characters
You spontaniously jump on your kitchen table and start to sing "Hey! Ho! there's a song I know..."
You build a boat to sail over the pool in your backyard and shout "My time on middle-earth is ended! I will depart for the Grey Havens!"
You answer Frodo/Legolas/Aragorn to all the questions you can't remember on a history test
You ask your French teacher if you'll get extra credit if you answer the question in Elvish
You'll spontaniously start cracking up over thinking about how funny it is that Frodo falls down on average ever 10 minutes in the fellowship of the Ring
You know stupid facts like that Frodo falls down on average every 10 minutes in the fellowship of the Ring
You eat slices and slices of Wonder bread claiming it's Lembas
You contact the school board to require the education of Dwarvish in your school
You ask God every night to "please make Hobbits real"
You spend your Christmas Break creating a lotr song in the tune of Jingle Bells
You've actually spent your time to read this far
You go into a stage of anger whenever someone says they don't care to much for lotr
You spend your entire fortune on tolkien books and merchandise
You've suddenly adapted a keen interest in mushrooms
You talk to the giant Lord of the Rings poster on your wall...constantly
At sleepovers, your friends complain you wouldn't stop shouting "Frodo Lives!" in your sleep