you know you're obsessed when you feel like you're going to die b/c you want your hair as long as arwen/eowyn's and you don't think it's growing fast enough
when you want to dye your hair the same color as you're favorite character's
when you want more pets so you can have Niphredil and Simbelmyne as well as your cat you currently have named Elanor and your three plants named Vilya, Nenya, and Narya.
No, I haven't done any of those 😖hifty: Okay, okay, yeah, I have, so what. I'm insane and proud of it 🤪 😉
You have a LotR website.
Your bedroom walls have pictures of your favorite actor/character from LotR on them.
You carry pictures of your favorite actor/character from LotR in your bookbag.
You've used some of the pictures of your favorite actor/character from LotRto make a collage.
You've hung up your collage on your bedroom wall...
Where it is surrounded by your other LotR pics.
You've seen LotR more than once.
You've seen LotR more than twice.
You've seen LotR more than five times.
You've made your friends come with you to see LotR.
You've made your friends fall in love with LotR/your favorite actor/character from LotR.
You collect LotR action figures...
You've created a shrine for your favorite actor/character from LotR in your closet.
You've created a religion dedicated to your favorite actor/character from LotR.
You've converted most of your friends into your new religion.
You're thinking of converting your classmates.
You have started stalking your favorite actor from LotR.
You make your friends join you in stalking your favorite LotR actor.
You plan on going to a public event (conventions, award shows, etc.) just to catch a glimpse of your favorite actor from LotR.
You spend the entire day looking for your favorite actor from LotR.
When you find your favorite actor from LotR you follow them around all day trying to get an autograph.
Once you get an autograph, you still follow them around, hoping to get a picture with them or even a hug!
You've bought a bootleg LotR video...
AND a bootleg dvd!
You start to think you are a Middle Earth creature.
You go around telling everyone you are a Middle Earth creature.
You start to talk like a Middle Earth creature.
You start to dress like a Middle Earth creature.
You change your name to make it sound more Middle Earth-y.
You refuse to answer anyone unless they call you by your Middle Earth name.
You start calling your parents "Gaffer" and "Gammer".
You call your house a hobbit hole.
You refuse to wear shoes.
Whenever you are offered a drink, you say "It comes in pints?"...
And you pronounce "pints" as "peints".
You develop a split personality.
You give your other personality a name.
You call anything dear to you "my precious"...
And you pronouce "precious" as "preciousss".
You hiss at people you dislike...
And wonder whether they taste good with fisheses.
Whenever you lose something or can't find something, you say that it was that thief Baggins that took it.
You refer to yourself as "we".
You talk about yourself in third person.
You add an extra "s" to everything you say.
You call anyone that causes you hurt or problems your "bane".
You buy a book about Middle Earth or Tolkien everytime you're at the mall.
You have more than a dozen books about Middle Earth or Tolkien.
You have turned your room into a library of all the books about Middle Earth or Tolkien.
*You go to the barber shop and say "Just take a little off the foot."
*You pretend to be Frodo while your best friend runs at you with a butter knife.
*You pretend you are part of the Fellowship and write down your whole life story in diaries leading up to the journey of the Fellowship and The War of the Ring, being sure to name who you marry and how many kids you have.
*You refuse to eat anything but a piece of white bread, claiming that it's Elven bread.
*You go without a bath for at least a week and say (to back up your story) "Aragorn didn't take a bath and he got a girl just fine."
You know your obsessed when the lightsaber you own magically transforms itself into Anduril, Flame of the West, You actually think Yorkshire is The Shire, You wonder if Sauron is infact -Shock, horror- Frodo's father, and you start singing :-
Hey ho, to the bottle I go
To heal my heart and drown my woe
Rain may fall and wind may blow
But there still be- many miles to go
Sweet is the sound of the pouring rain
And the wind that blows from hill to plain
Better than rain or rippling brook
Theres a mug of beer inside this Took
EVERY single time you go to your local 'prancing pony'
(Long live Faramir, he can have me if he were to find me on the highway!)