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(Looks around shiftily)

Yeah, alright then.

More like don't mock the afflicted. 😂

Right, do you guys know the Insurance sketch?

I'll start off...

Good morning. I've been in touch with you about the, er, life insurance...

Ah, yes, did you bring the um... the specimen of your um... and so on, and so on?

Yes I did. It's in the car. There's rather a lot.

Good, good

Do you really need twelve gallons?

No, no, not really

Do you test it?

No.

Why did you want ten gallons then?

Well, we do it to make sure that you're serious about wanting insurance, I mean, if you're not, you won't spend a couple of months filling up that enormous churn with mmm, so on and so on...

Shall I bring it in?

Good Lord no. Throw it away.

Throw it away? I was months filling that thing up!

Good morning. I'd like to buy a book please.

Oh, well I'm afraid we don't have any.

I'm sorry?

We don't have any books. We're fresh out of them. Good morning.

Well, what are all these?