Official Python Thread

Okay, here we go.

For starters: "Mr. Bellpitt, my legs are soo swollen!"

That doesn't belong in this thread. That's the NEXT thread, I think.

Why would that be ush?

Well, that's ruined the thread already...

Oh my god! Im such a stupid dumb ass! Look I said I was slow! I cant believe I didnt spot that! Im sorry! Forgive my ignorance!

Self-criticism,again...

Lety's get this back underway.

Excuse me, I saw your advertisment for flying lessons, and I iwsh to make an appointment.

Oh. And AEROplane. I'm off to play the grand piano.

No more buttered scones for me, Mater!

My nipples are exploding with desire.

My hovecraft is full of eels.

I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched.

Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait until lunchtime.

My, it's hot in here.

Please fondle my bum...

You want to come back to my place?

Alright then.

But only if you have a shower first...

(Twist! Does queeq know that one...?)

(Nope, sorry)

Arthur Putey, are you a man or a mouse?

(Answer would have been 'I've already had one'...)

Go away!

Welease Bwian.

No! Welease Woderwick!

[ April 26, 2001: Message edited by: Ushgarak ]