Originally posted by JediHDM
b/c that has NOTHING to do with what Neo is doing at that moment right there...Jesus wasn't one for war, he was a proponent for peace, almost at all costs, (except belief)
*** He was not all about Peace. ***
Jesus said in Matthew 10:32-37 Whosoever therefore shall confess me before men, him will I confess also before my Father which is in heaven.
But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.
And
Luke 22:35-39 22:35 And he said unto them, When I sent you without purse, and scrip, and shoes, lacked ye any thing? And they said, Nothing.
Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.
For I say unto you, that this that is written must yet be accomplished in me, And he was reckoned among the transgressors: for the things concerning me have an end.
And they said, Lord, behold, here are two swords. And he said unto them, It is enough.
And he came out, and went, as he was wont, to the mount of Olives; and his disciples also followed him.
I dont mean to be a thorn in anyones side. 😉
*** Ok now back to the Maritx. 😄 ***
This is pathetic.
It was a joke. Some think it is funny, some do not. I thought it was funny. If you cannot take a joke about religion (yours or others), you really should look deep and hard at yourself.
Here, maybe these will offend someone:
What does a Jewish mother make for dinner? Reservations!
What did Ghandi have for dinner? - Nothing!
What does the "Kid" in the Matrix make for dinner - it doesn't matter, because he has no spoon to eat it with.
So the Zen master steps up to the hot dog cart and says: "Make me one with everything."
The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill. The hot dog vendor puts the bill in the cash drawer and closes the drawer.
"Where's my change?" asks the Zen master.
The hot dog vendor res ponds:
"Change must come from within."
Did you hear what the men say in a Muslim strip club?
'Get your face out for the boys...'
What's wrong with Lawyer jokes?
A: Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
Answer: Wave!
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Originally posted by JediHDM
ok, urot, aside from the fact that those verses are taken out of context...
Fair enough. I'm not here to fight. 😄
Now as far as Benny Hinn is concerned. Imo I think hes a fake.
I agree with GABRIEL05 on this one. If he did heal Christopher Reeves that would change my mind.
Anywho! Back to the Matrix......
That scar looks really nasty. I think both of his eyes are missing. 🙁
I hope i'm wrong.
Gabriel> There’s no need to feel bad. I though your “I heal you” was hilarious.
Goodness. NO one is REALLY hurt there.
JediHDM> Gabriel didn’t exactly put anything in writing, suggesting the Christian Jesus was one for war. And Urot’s post still contains A point.
What’s wrong here? People could usually take a bit of humour.
Like:
Q: “Why do men like blonde-jokes?”
A: “Because they can understand them.” 😄