Stunning! If a little cheaty; you would know more about that sort of thing, of course.
Who is the mystically inclined one?
"Aquarius's (in this silly book) are supposed to have clean cut features with wide set eyes, a noble profile, a thin upper lip, small ears, long arms and their hair often goes prematurely gray.
Vigos are supposed to have a thin, strong, wiry frame with fine features, a long nose and bright eyes
(if this doesn't apply to you take it up with the book )
Xiz, you're a Aquarius...which means you're a noncomformist(see, I told you!), you love learning, you crave people's respect and trust, and a girl's going to have a hard time getting you to commit.
EJ, being a Virgo, You are a tender, generous and attentive person with a good heart...You can also an extreme perfectionist and can be overly criticial of yourself and others...
Do the Jedi have astrologers?..."
Knew that was easy.
Who is well 'ard?
"Dim, Carrie Fisher and Natalie Portman are both 5'3" I am nearly 6'2" and about 200lbs. Comes in handy when I beat up people who call me a Sci-fi nerd. By the way those pictures are hilarious. UBH, you sound a lot like my Dad's friend. He's a scrawny 6'4" farmer who speaks fluent german. He's 35, has a mop of black hair and a gotee. He has these prize goats or something. "
And Gundy scores! Good shot, my dear!
Actually (and I hate to take sides here), that didn't sound like RC to me at all; despite all the verbal nonsense that get's thrown around here RC has always described himself as someone who would not physically hurt a soul, which I believe, so he would not boast about beating up people who all him names...
All that aside, who is this one who sees not the future?
"I just reached 3,600 posts and since I did I have decided to tell everyone this news. When I reach 10,000 posts I will hang up my saber and retire from this forum. And don't worry, I will find a good replacement by then. It's still a while away but I thought you all should know."
Modest, isn't she?
I'm skipping a few I have found as part of a small collection for a sequal to this thread once it runs out.
Meanwhile... who compiled this? This one is probably easy, but I just want to see what the reactions it gets are, so funny were the reactions before...
" * A tremor in the underpants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
* You are unwise to lower your underpants.
* We've got to be able to get some reading on those underpants, up or down.
* She must have hidden the plans in her underpants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
* These underpants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
* I find your lack of underpants disturbing.
* These underpants contain the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it.
* Han will have those underpants down. We've got to give him more time!
* General Veers, prepare your underpants for a surface assault.
* I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my underpants back home.
* TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your underpants?
* Lock the door. And hope they don't have underpants.
* Governor Tarkin. I should've recognised your foul underpants when I was brought on board.
* You look strong enough to pull the underpants off of a Gundark.
* Luke*Help me take*these underpants off.
* Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your underpants.
* That blast came from those underpants. That thing's operational!
* Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of underpants more heavily guarded than this.
* Maybe you'd like it back in your underpants, your highness.
* Your underpants betray you. Yours feelings for them are strong. Especially one. Your sister!
* Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their underpants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
* Yeah, well short underpants is better than no underpants at all, Chewie.
* Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my underpants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
* I cannot teach him. The boy has no underpants.
* You came in those underpants? You're braver than I thought."