An amusing shot in the dark from Edna there... it was RC.
Who is babbling on here?
"St. Patrick's Day is big in the States purely because of the Irish minority there taking good and proper use of their right to be heard. On the other side of the Atlantic, all four of the Union's (and Ireland's) Saint days go by with barely a mention- with a few notable exceptions in some places. And my fellow Englishmen shouldn't panic- English patriotism is alive and well, TOO alive and well in some places. Only in extrmees does it appear racist to be pro-English.
The point is, St. Patricks day in Ireland, by now, is as much to do with its cultural roots as Christmas is to do with the pagan festivals it developed from. It's probably not serious enough to be truly insulting to the Irish- irritating, perhaps. But as an excuse for a party... why not? But only, really, in the States."
Yup! A VERY early me! And who is providing this weird social theory?
"Hmmm...sounds like we're dividing into two groups here, civilized people and gutter people. Guess I'm too lazy to climb out of the gutter. A numptie sounds like something frozen on a stick. "Yes, mr. ice cream man, I'll have a root beer numptie with the chocolate center""
Yup! Now, who is the romantic one?
"I think the first kiss in any relationship is special. There's the thrill of something new, the excitement of what is normally the first intimate brush of lips, it's just amazing.
Now two people really kiss the same way so there is also an element of discovery as you explore what suits you both best. Doesn't that sound like something to look forward to?
I guess, as you get older, First Kisses become rarer so I suggest you savor them while you're young cos once those days are gone, they're very hard to bring back.
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Well hon, when you have someone on your mind and you just can't stop thinking about them then you get a lot of time to think about this kinda stuff.
Time after time that first kiss is played through your mind, just how are you going to approach it, do you squeeze tight or hold tenderly? Do you press you lips hard or keep them soft? Do you wait or do you give in to the feelings straight away?
The first kiss between two people shouldn't set the tone for all that follows but it can and does have an effect on everything. It means very little and yet means everything. IT is probably the first intimate contact two people will share and to get it wrong could be disastrous.
But when it happens, when ever and wherever that is, you can be sure that for those two people time will stop for a moment and nothing else will matter apart from that very special feeling of togetherness and joy. The world may continue around you but you just do not care because you are sharing something so utterly joyous and you have no perception other than that of the person in your arms. "
Ooh! Cheat! Midn you, you aren't meant to identify your own ones...
Who is this and what is going on?
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