Name that poster!

Yes, Ush has a bad influence on this forum. 😂

Hey, careful guys! People are losing the plot here!

Here is the latest quote. Identify ther love-lorn poster (all wrong so far...)

"0......man, its been too long, I need a girlfriend."

You!

Didn't somebody already so that? No, not me, for a hundred reasons... well, several, at least

Ush - No
EJ - No
Raz - Yeah, right!
Merc - No
Queeq - No Way!
Me - Not again!

Must be Dim. 😂

Ho ho! Oddly enough, no...

Sorry... I'm bad and I will be going straight to Hell!

OK, for real now. JediOasis...

Bingo! Nice one.

Here is an easier one to make up for that one.

"Buds? BUDS? That watery @#%$ water from the States? Come on, RC, you can do better than that. Even England has better lagers."

Finti.

No, and it can't take long from here...

Then it has to be the Dutch boy himself.

Yup, and he is certainl;y particualr about his beer.

Meanwhile, back to romance...

"RC is the romantic one, but for me; I never gave them flowers and stuff like that in the begining. Thats too much and they might feel you are comming on to strong. Flowers are ok dont get me wrong, but not before a few dates. Use your charm, what comes naturally for you not what others told you to do or say. In the end it all comes down to how you behave and your personality. Nobody but you can be you."

Keo?

I dont know y'all that well.

But I almost thought that the last post was from me when I visited the other forum. 🤣

Finti.

Merc?

One up to Queeq.

Any guesses on who the advice is being given to, before I move on?

Well the advice was being given to EJ. He'd met some girl and was really worried about how to go about it... 😂

Spot on! Who gave EJ THIS piece of advice?

"EJ - Try this on her, EJ. Try to get together some evening and say "thats a beautiful sunset" (making sure, of course, its not raining). Then gently position her in front of the sunset, step back and say "now the sunset is even more beautiful". That one really turned me into "

Bonus points for guessing the missing last word

It was Gundy, she turned to Jelly I think and it stemmed from the fact that Tommy proposed to her in a similar way.

Well, she said jellO, of course.

This comment seems sadly familiar...

"I can't? Hmmm, I seem to remember having a life before I came here..."