It was Queeq.
And what is going on here?
"Aside from "I love You" you mean?
How about "My therapist says I need space to grow as a person"? A reference like that normally worries them enough to make it smooth.
Or "I'm sorry, I just have a biological need to shag other women"?
I can claim credit for neither "
Very true. Now, let's see if it takes you ANY time at all to get this one...
"I hate to put a pedantic spanner in your earlier comment, but what with the birth rate being over twice the death rate, there could well be more people alive now than have ever died. Scary, huh?
Incidentally, tragic though it is, I know a person who has lost two girlfriends with the line "I'm a Star Wars fan"..."