QUEEQ'S ENDOR ENTERTAINMENT ESTABLISHMENT

The Hoth bar collapsed in on itself after 600 posts like a supernova. It melted.

Nice place here in the trees, dear. Lots of fresh air, lovely view...wait a minute...whats that in that group of ewoks....a flying monkey ?????? Oh no....... 😱

enough wood here for a giant BBQ, no smoking please danger of a forrest fire... fire fire fire hu hu. 😎

You closed the pub. Did you do it for the insurance? You can tell me..

I would. In private, but I don't think I'm allowed to take you inot the closet. 😈

Anyway, wtch out for Chewie, he comes hollering by like Tarzan from time to time. If he's hungry he's probably in a bad mood. So stay clear, play it safe.

Bark tea anyone?

Oh wow, this is splendid.

Yes, you can take a nice stroll around teh forest. But watch it, we're about 100 feet high. Hope you don't have vertigo.

I'm going to die a closet virgin.. 🙄

Nope, can't say it...... 😂 😱 😂 😈 😂

Well I'M not taking you in there, Dimmy dear. I'm not that kind of a girl, you know. 😂

(looks through macrobinoculars) queeq, what's that imperial outpost doing over there ? Other than being an unsightly blot on the landscape ?

It's a mock up, to make Ush feel at ease. He likes to be around Imps, remember.

Queeq, your last posty in the barber shop won't show up; I get a blank white screen.

BTW, does that mean that when we hit 600 in the barber shop, the barber shop will go up in flames? 😕

Aha! The lady catches on quick.

Endor?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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[ June 20, 2001: Message edited by: queeq ]

Sure. Lots of nice cuddly bears... 😈

And at the end we torch Vader. Or is it just his suit ? (twilight zone music in background)

Nope, all of it. 😈

Why did you have to make the bar so wide ?

I didn't. Ush did with his enormous "nooooo". It was allright before. I'll go and edit it a bit then...

(adjusts bra straps) thank you. much better now.

I'm almost afraid to ask, but...errr.... what does your bra have to do with this?