QUEEQ'S ENDOR ENTERTAINMENT ESTABLISHMENT

Started by finti53 pages

knock her up 😂

Fin, that was really bad. 😂

(Calibrates Ewok-hunting rifle)

I take my ewoks extra crispy with a side of barbeque sauce.

I wish I had enough time to keep up....it just ain't fair I tell ya 😕

*sets footstool in place for ewok*

Queeq, we need a longer board for the rest of the ewoks. Surely there's more planks in back. Shoe, could you please help Queeq bring that wide plank from out behind. We can set some of those decorative concrete type blocks for the base. Do we need steps for them to reach the top of the plank? 😕

Will You Marry me Keo

we hardly know each other. 😕

queeq, you're really missing this. The latest soap opera. phin & keo. 😂

yes, the ewoks will need steps to get to their seat. Now me, I'm drinking outside on the balcony before Ush gets here with his gun and start shooting up the place. (runs outside with large bottle of rum)

*starts practising wedding march...once again*

(Inserts special Ewok-hunting ammo)

What IS it with you and weddings, Queeq?

Authorities? On Endor?

Anyway, it's nice to have weddings in a bar like mine. Brings in many customers. Do you realise how much money I will make?

The ewoks are not for target shooting; they are paying customers, Queeq will not want a drop in revenue here. 😱

I was only kidding, IM THE PREIEST!

*Finishes constructing Ewok stairs. Hangs up new sign:

No Ewok Hunting!*

Ok, that should do it. 🙂

Fantastic, Shoe; you outdid yourself again. Very proud of you. 🙂 😄

Yeah, right, you guys...

(Goes Ewok hunting)

Like Queeq ever plays by the rules...

Shoe, quickly, we must build an ewok escape here, a little door behind the bar, quickly, please, before Ush gets trigger happy again. 😕 😱 😠 🙁

Maybe he wanted to be a priest?..

AHEM..there is a No Eating Ewoks law you know.. I must go alert the authorities..

Good idea Keo! Get them all in the same place for me.