QUEEQ'S ENDOR ENTERTAINMENT ESTABLISHMENT

Started by Ushgarak53 pages

Maybe you're right

At least I don't spread my courtshipping all over the boards. It's all privately in the closet.

But queeq, you never settle with one person for more than a couple of minutes. First it's Gundy, then it's Dim, back to Gundy, then Dim again. Try it with Edna, but sge's too smart, back to Dim, Keo, Gundy, Gundy, Gundy, Dim & Keo, Dim, Dim, Keo, Keo...

😛 😂 😛 😎 😂

I realise the party's already in full swing but any chance of a pangalactic gargleblaster or a jovian sunspot? 😄

if you want either go to Spiders in Hull they serve it too... oh well, I dont know I dont spread my courtships all over the place and have them all brief....urrm well not much... 🙂

(flings arms against doorjambs) Hold it !!!! I didn't know he was cheating on me THAT BAD, RC.

Edna, keep taking notes.....you are such a dear.

queeq, you are a SLIME !!!! You gave me this big ring on Hoth and now RC tells me you are jumping around between women behind my back like a flea on a hot brick. (jumps out of queeq's arms and whacks him in the head with a rubber chicken stolen from DD's toybox) Where's my lawyer ? Edna ! Call my lawyer !!!!!!!

Sweet Gundy. I only have one thing to say about that. Please have a look at the messenger who brought you "up to date", just look into his eyes and remember all the things to his brain, and THEN tell me you actually believe him.

*Edna and Keo stand in corner watching Gundy's face turn pale, then to shock* 😱 😱 😱

Hmmmm....you may have something there.

Indeed. You know you're the only one for me, baby.

Gundy, you do know what he gets up to at the other house?

Last seen, him and Keo were doing something nasty with Jello and squishy meatballs.

queeq......... 😠

Yes, and apparently he is the proud owner of Dim.... Amongst other things..... 😱

You can OWN women? Why was I not informed?

Well, that's the dutch for you.

Gundy, baby, not to worry. We're ALL having a food fight over in the beardi thread in the JCC. queeq just pummeled us with meatballs shot out of a cannon. 😱 🙄 😈

See, even Keo admits to here meatball games with queeq. Can't get more reliable than that, she has the law to consider...

I can explain all that dear. You ARE the only one for me. Now please turn RC's brain back to "normal". Where's the switch? *checks back of RC's head*

What? Trying to switch me off before I reveal all your little "other house" secrets?

Other house?