QUEEQ'S DEATH STAR DINER

Started by Ushgarak31 pages

Ah.... huh...

Well, it's a worry to me...

Me too.

Well, we can worry together then.

Worrying...

Also Worrying...

Still worrying...

Had enough of worrying, time to get Gundy to model that underwear...

Oh, my evil clone LIKES that idea!

Okay, the race track way in the back of the bar is opened, take the Raz mobile there and let people enjoy their dinner without the fumes please.

So what business propositions do you have, Ush?

Oooh, what kind of track. Can I take my Formula One Pod Racer out there?

You can try. It's not been tested yet, have been waiting for you. So go ahead and enjoy. Please do not start your engines before you're 10 miles away from here.

Ah! Queeq!

It occurs to me that we could me making a LOT more money out of the saps who drink here.

We?

Well, queeq, my man, a good idea like this deserves a reward.

Whooooooo hooooooooooooooo

*RC sprints off towards docking bay 1138*

Strange man...

*RC returns, controlling a hover sled on which is a large object covered in a sheet.*

*Heads away towards the track.*

**Some time later**

OK, let's get this baby off the sled and warmed up.

*Pulls off sheet to reveal a bright read pod racer with a big, white number one on the hood.*

*Leaps in, starts the engine and gently pulls away.* After a quick warm up lap, guns the throttle and zooms off at 900 mile per hour.*

Now! This is Pod racing!!!!!

So let me hear your story and I'll decide after.

Well, there ar SO many entrances and exits that the door fees are getting tricky to enforce. I reckon that we charge peope for leaving as well as arriving...it will encourage them to stay! And we should issue 'mvoing around' permits. If people want to move, they have to pay!

And we are the ONLY bar here, man! Rocket your prices!