QUEEQ'S DEATH STAR DINER

"Clear bay 327, we are opening the magnetic field."

*Roger Luxury Yaht arrives at the Death Star, queeq exits his Throatwobbler and takes the elevator to the Diner.*

*queeq enters his office and starts sending out coordinates and clearance codes to all his staff, favourite customers and RC*

Ladies and gentlemen, the Diner is now open. Come enjoy the pleasant atmosphere you know so well. Sign in when you arrive and enjoy the QUEEQ'S DEATH STAR DINER.

The Manager

[ April 30, 2001: Message edited by: queeq ]

And we're OPEN!!!!!!

This is the Pleasure Yacht Jadesfire requesting permission to dock.

"Permission to dock will be given upon confirmation of your clearance code."

Transmitting Now.

*Flys casual*

"Jadesfire, you are cleared to dock at bay 1138."

Thank you.

*Jadesfire docks - RC exits, not forgetting to engage the embedded Force lock, and heads towards queeqs office for a little chat*

*A squad of Stormtroopers stop RC at the elevators*

Please come with us, Sir. Routine security check.

Are you or have you ever been a member of the Rebel Forces?

Please take your trousers down, Sir, we have to do an internal examination.

This might be unpleasant.

*After lots of weird screams RC is released and walks over to the elevator with his legs quite far apart*

Stormtrooper: Thank you for your co-operation, sir. Enjoy the bar, you're the first. Free drinks.

*Smiles at Stormtrooper*

What time does your shift finish. 😉

😂

Permission to dock. Replys permission granted. Ah what a nice place ya got here queeq, Iwill continue to serve you my lord, and also is my office ready.

Ah, Phinney, you found the staff elevator. Good. Your office is about two miles that way. It has your name on it, it's about two square miles, most of it's empty. If you like a special feature in there, just let me know.

I would like a mini temple in my office where i could connect to the force. And a place for a little training. After all i am a jedi gone bad

**CRASH BANG SMASH CLATTER!**

Oh my god! That was painful! Wont be trying that agin in a hurry! Oh my god! Erm has anyone seen Ush? I appear to have lost him somehwere en route! Oh dear!

Do we need to go searching here?

Gundy cruises in on the stolen Falcon, uses queeq's private code to get through the magnetic field and steps out in head to toe skin tight black leather.

Cupcakes, anyone ? 😮‍💨

Hang on he might be underneath some of this debris! Sorry queeq looks like Ive wrecked the joint already! RC help me shift some of this stuff would you? G** **** it! I told him not to fidget! Everything would have been fine if he'd just sat still like I told him!

[ May 01, 2001: Message edited by: queeq ]

Gundy, if you're on the Falcon, what's trapped under the Gungan Ale drums on the Jadesfire. *worried*

Oh well, where do ya want this lot Edna?

Anywher just shift it! If he's under there then he's gonna have several broken ribs atleast!

*Starts piling boxes into the corner - Which may take a while as the corner is 3/4 of a mile away*

Damn it! Its no good! He's not here which means I lost him somewhere in the proximity of lets see... THE GALAXY! Oh my god! What have I done? I knew I should have never brought him along. If only he'd gone on the Jadesfire! Its all my fault! Why do I have to be such an incompetant witch?

Well, you better get hocussing if you want him back here.