Beardi and Barbers - you know you love it

Just see this as the continuation of the Barbershop...

Which was actually on-topic from time to time.

Of course, but due to the enormous success and the failure of this board's technical capacities to comply with our needs, we had to move.

So, about shaving, Gundy.... 😄

I shave every day.

Really? Where?

Yes, where, Gundark? Inquiring minds want to know. 😄

I shave my beard down to a goatee every couple weeks. I kinda like how my full beard grows in the interim.

So, shall we continue our ESB Family Reunion discussion now that we can actually see each other's posts?

Sure, go ahead. But I have an embarassing question, Breetai. I'm under the impression you're TF.N Beardi as well, but I can't remember you by this user name... Did you use another over there, if so, please tell.

I am the one known as Darth_Dolza, my friend...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH, YESSSSSSSSSS.

My illustrious brother, DD. Well, another DD. There's a user called Darth Daft who hasn't poset in a long time, we'd call him DD as well. You might be the new one. Sorry for not recognizing you dude.

No problem at all, ol' buddy.

So, I guess we all recognize Vader as the Hibachi King and that Palpy fries his chicken by arc-welding. Anything else?

Do you think a lightsabre could be use as a BBQ spit? Or would the meat be cut in two? Cos' you could have this great Jedi cook out and everyone could bring their own spits.

Too bad they BBQed Beru, it looked like she could make an excellent salad.

Legs and underarms. Can't stand stubble. Drives me nuts. I don't have a goatee to shave, thank the maker. The rest is top secret information, and if I told you I'd have to kill you.

And yes, salads were Beru's specialty. And scrambled eggs of course.

The rest...?????? Come on, tell us. We won't tell. What shapes do you do? 😈

A lightsaber won't work as a spit, I'm afraid. That's an accident waiting to happen:

anonymous Jedi 1 (points to meat on a lightsaber) : Hey, buddy, come try this tasty shishkebob!
anonymous Jedi 2 (leans over meat): Shishkebob, huh? Where's the stick?
anonymous Jedi 1 (slaps his head): Oh. Forgot to turn it on...
ignites saber, which impales both the meat and his friend's head

That's how Palpy started the Purge...

😂 😂 😂

And here I thought it started by Palpy force-flicking his boogers around.

I thought if you can impale someone, you can use it for a BBQ.

So when is the Jedi cook out? At the end of Episode 2 during the wedding or in Ep3?

The Bible says "For a piece of bread, a man will transgress"; the Jedi were apparently succeptible to really good barbeque...

I'm sure that's where Mace dies. I'm sure he'd go for some chicken. 😈

Hey, Bree, how are you tonight.

Queeq, our beloved barber shop closed down. *sigh* 🙁

New store signs just aren't quite the same. 😕

But I'm glad we're all here together. 😄

*sighs*
Speaking of hair..I wish mine would hurry up and grow some more..