Beardi and Barbers - you know you love it

agreed. I hate my wookiee women shaven 😱

Now that would definitely be a naked wookiee. 😱 😈 😂

Really? I thought they only became naked when they took their bandoliers off 😉

ok, back to our hairy wookiees. *gets out Lady Dim's hair conditioner for next wookiee client, and the hair brushes*

Queeqer, you're better at this than me. Sharpen your hair shears to give Chewie a nice trim so he won't be so raggy looking, please. 😄 😉

Yes..only more is more with the beardi.

Careful there Queeq, don't wanna get your limbs pulled off!

So'd u guys know me and Chewie are distantly related? On my mother's side of course (for those unfamiliar with my wookiee lineage).

*hands Shoe a conditioner spritz bottle and a brush for his fuzzy limbs* 🙄

Then you should do it, Shoe. I kinda like my limbs.

(brings in giant hedge clippers) let me at those ewoks.....let me at em!!!!!

oh, dear, mayhem is running amok again, this time with giant hedge clippers. Shears will do just well, dahling... 😄 🙄

but giant hedge clippers are....quicker. 😈

Bald Ewoks? Now there must be a law against that...

Oooops ! Took that one's head clean off. Oh well, just one less for Ush to take care of. Hehehe.

Yeah. You'll start getting calls from the Health Department. They'll revoke our license and we'll all be out on the street...

No worries. I've got the health department in my back pocket. How else do you think I keep my monster lab going ?

By MAKING their employees?

the clone mistress, herself.
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. my ewoks. 😱 🙁

*carefully wraps ewok parts in a bundle and carries out to swoop to return to the forest for burial ceremonies*

Why bother? Just chuck 'm on the BBQ here. they'll have a ceremonial burial and we'll have a great dinner.

queeq, burnt fur is not exactly my idea of a scrumtious BBQ. 😕 🙄

Well you can skin it first.