Beardi and Barbers - you know you love it

Ooooh, nasty question...

Maine and Hawaii are a long way apart, phin.....

Not in your imagination 😉

I'm far away from everyone, in the middle of an ocean. 🙁 🙁 🙁

queeq is a lot farther

Pennsylvania to Amsterdamned.....Maine to Hawaii.......where is Raz when we need him ? Ush, figure that distance out, would you ? There's a dear.

Main- Hawaii is by far much longer distance than Pennsylvania -Amsterdam, Just think of the flight time between them.
Christ Hawaii is next to the moon 😈

How old is keo anyway?

Yoda and I were in jedi class together, so that makes me about 700 years old, I think, well, maybe 800. 😄

Oh well I helped found the delceration of Independence for the Original Jedi

What exactly were the Jedi trying to gain their independence from ?

from corosunt people who kept them from leaving the planet

Must be that blasted EU......

no...I just made it up

Which is pretty much EU.....

I am so talented

VERY EU. None of that in this forum. 😂

YES SIR!!!

Look at you, snapping to attention and all. Impressive. Most impressive.

Not as impressive as you SIR!