Beer Warning

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:

1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.
2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
6. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
7. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
8. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
9. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
10. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
11. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
12. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
13. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
14. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

ahhhhhhhhhh, yeah 😕 ok 😛 hmmmmmmmmm 🙄 😮‍💨

Thats why we like it RC 😂

Hic!

Out of your own experience, RC.

Nah, I try not to drink too often, bad things happen....

Its like you've summed up my existance in a single message RC.

Damn you god for making me this way....sniff sniff, boo hoo 🙁

Thats great RC !!!!! 😂 😂

*hands Mech a beer*

Cheer up, he was only joking.

*looks in frig for a frosty cold one*

"beer, beer, smurph beer......" 😮

Hey, Edna's back. Hang over over?

It sounds like she is quite the delinquent when she drinks.

Oh yes Iwould certainly agree with 14! I have much exoperience in that area!

whoa, there. *steadies Edna as she staggers in* 😱 😄 😮‍💨

So she likes bars? 😂

She likes a good time as much as the next person. Unless the next person is me, of course. I HATE good times.

😂 😂 😂 😂 That warning label is hell-a funny!

joke? 😕 oh, you mean about the bars? them there bars don't come here, queeqer; we don't serve their kind, be it little ewok bars or biggee wookiee bars. They hafta go down to your other drinking establishment to booze it up. 🙄 😈

Nobody noticed my excellent joke. 🙁