Beer Warning

well all of my friends that have gotten kids actually got daughters 😄 Maybe it is in kindergarden thay learn it 😛

So....belching and farting are important building blocks in a child's future. (checks parenting guide) Hmmm...doesn't say anything about that in here. Oh, what the heck do I know, I have dogs !!!! :lol 😂

dogs fart, too. 🙄 😂

I'm not going to argue with that one, Keo ! 😄

my sheltie loved spaghetti, so after he licked the plate clean, he'd go over to the corner for a nap, and when he farted from the garlic sauce, he'd try to sneak out of the room. We'd catch him, open the patio door, and point to the open door. He knew, and with tail and ears down, would depart to the great outside yard to fart the night away. 😂

Cricket just lets em loose while she's sleeping....the silent but deadly type.

So he sleeps a lot on your bed, I guess. 😂

We haqve a family mutt like that, well my mom does. Let's of the most vicious wind you ever smelt but doesn't make a sound.

Acvtually, it's funnier when she does make a noise cos she normally makes herself jump when she does. 😂

😂

Farting dogs are the worst.

The labs sleep on the floor. Tommy sleeps in the bed. Hmmmm...maybe that's backwards..... 😂

Does Tommy fart too? 😱

Charming to the last...

I didn't start it.

He's a guy. Its his God given right to fart. 😂

really

None of the guys here fart. Tommy must be special. 😂

That's why I'm probably gonna marry him.

That'll be quite the farty-party.

If we still end up in Jamaica, everyone will be too drunk to notice. 😛

except the bartenders 🙄 😛