Awkward

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Awkward

So today i was walking down the street and some woman was walking in the opposite direction and you know how sometimes ur walking and two people who are going in opposite ways trying to pass each other choose the same direction to pass each other on and u both try to get around each other but can't!? Well that's what happened here, but this lasted for the longest ass time. Like jesus i grew a beard and concieved some children as this went on. It must have gone on for 30 seconds(no joke).

I hate it when that happens, it makes you feel stupid.

That's when I stop and ask the person, "Do you tango?"

yep yep yep, and lol ✅

Usually I stop and let the other person start moving first.

i'll normally stand on one foot and move in the different direction the other person goes 🥷

I stand still, then to annoy them a lil more i gasp, and put my hand over my mouth. Then stare...... 😖hifty:

i usually rip open their chest and eat their heart then move on

lmao, nice idea niv

Weird one ain't she? That's one of the many reasons I love her.

aww so cute, errr something 😖

😂

hey you guys do what you wanna to those confuzin ppl, who won't get out of the way

I love it when this happens. It's a great opportunity to have a laugh will a well placed joke. That is unless you run into one of those humorless people with only hatred in there personality.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Usually I stop and let the other person start moving first.

yep, me too.

i also play it out as a football play and do a juke spin around move on them and as i run away say the 20 the ten TOUCHDOWN they always laugh at it those liltel things make peoples days i always say

Hey that's what I would have done.

That would be funny.

sometimes i just bump into a person and move them aside with my momentum.

I once ran right into somebody doing that, I wasn't paying attention apparently.