Awkward

they usually get pissed, but then they look up at me and im large and hairy and they offer me favors.

i'm kinda skiny so i'll slip right past

I've done Road Runner Style a few times

Darting Left to Right, as quick as ya can, then zip past them and keep running. Take a look back, and they'll be starin' at ya the whole way

😄

*Meep meep*

*the tongue thing* *zoom*

😂

* Places bird seed in the middle of the cartoony road *

*walks up to the bird seed and nothing happens 🙄 *

i was in a musem once and i was walking and the walls where white and they had the wall come out in a cylinder form so it was out but my eyes played tricks on me and i walked right into the wall and that thing wasnt going to move at all i was just flat out dumb to do that and i hit it really hard really funny though after i got up 😄

meh >.<

Originally posted by BackFire
sometimes i just bump into a person and move them aside with my momentum.

Yeah...depends.

If they are small enough, I pick them up (under the arms) like a child and move them aside and keep walking. Anyone more than 160 is too heavy for that...

If they are particularly small..like 110, it is quite funny...(becaue they are really small and easy to move around.)

Usually though, I do the spin move thing. I'm always bouncing off the walls anyway, so it's quite normal to see me spin around someone. (Seriously. 😐 )

If it's my wife, I just keep walking towards her and just give a hug and kiss her on the neck. I don't see her often, so if I pass her in the hall, it's just an excuse to love her. 😄

Bardock, you need to read all of this because it's very interesting and you'll like it.