Creepy Things That Happen To You

Started by Röland8 pages
Originally posted by Barker
Better be, because if not, I'm not keeping the baby. 13

What baby? Scythe ate it remember. 31

Originally posted by silver_tears
Maybe we should stop pinching him then. vin

Never he likes to be touched by two women at once.vin

Originally posted by Barker

We all know which movie it was anyway, so back off, Mrs. Irene Slumber-Party 8. 131

They never made an 8 production fell through.doped

Originally posted by LethalFemme
They never made an 8 production fell through.doped

You still did 8-100 though. 13

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Never he likes to be touched by two women at once.vin

And through abuse is the only time he gets it. vin

Originally posted by silver_tears
Horny. shrug

You? doped

Alittle of column A and alittle of column B.

Column A being horny!

Column B being flaccid...

Originally posted by Röland
What baby? Scythe ate it remember. 31

YOU HAVE NO PROVE! Those baby bones could've been you...

Originally posted by Scythe
YOU HAVE NO PROVE! Those baby bones could've been you...

You had some BBQ sauce, your favorite sauce for grilled babies, on your face. 31

Originally posted by Röland
You had some BBQ sauce, your favorite sauce for grilled babies, on your face. 31

Ha-ha, nice try Roland, everyone knows my favorite sauce for babies is Honey Dijon... GODDAMN IT!

Originally posted by Scythe
Ha-ha, nice try Roland, everyone knows my favorite sauce for babies is Honey Dijon... GODDAMN IT!

Got ya. 31

People in general are creepy scared 😛

Originally posted by Röland
Got ya. 31

You just won't stop till I start crying like the little b*tch girl I am...

Originally posted by Scythe
You just won't stop till I start crying like the little b*tch girl I am...

I'll stop now. I don't want to see you cry.

The man at the checkout made comments to me and my flatmate about cucumbers today..then I was taking a while to enter my PIN, so he said 'thinking about the cucumbers weren't you?'. I'm horrified and traumatised. mhm

Yikes 😱

Originally posted by Röland
I'll stop now. I don't want to see you cry.

No one wants to...

Is the cry like acidic bloody that sprays everywhere? O>O

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Lying *****.vin

clothes....off....now.

Originally posted by Scythe
No one wants to...

Cheer up and have a freshly cooked baby. On the house.

Originally posted by Les yeux clos
The man at the checkout made comments to me and my flatmate about cucumbers today..then I was taking a while to enter my PIN, so he said 'thinking about the cucumbers weren't you?'. I'm horrified and traumatised. mhm

You were turned on and you know it.

Oh no, wait. That's me.

Originally posted by Röland
Cheer up and have a freshly cooked baby. On the house.

On the house eh? Sweet, I get to eat a child on the roof for all to see.

Originally posted by Scythe
On the house eh? Sweet, I get to eat a child on the roof for all to see.

I'll charge admission and you get 10% of the profits.