Originally posted by Röland
As long as I make money, I don't care who or what you eat.
That's good, because then you won't mind when I launch my sperm in the air only to have your recent love interest catch it in her mouth and put it down south. Feast on your family and friends while they all watch Teletubbies by force. There is no Satan, just I!
Originally posted by Scythe
That's good, because then you won't mind when I launch my sperm in the air only to have your recent love interest catch it in her mouth and put it down south. Feast on your family and friends while they all watch Teletubbies by force. There is so Satan, just I!
Yeah..... I'm going to have to kinda disagree with you on that...... 😐
Re: Creepers at my work
Originally posted by NazAnd so my thread isn't a total failure, please share other stories of creepy people. woot.
I was working by myself the other night and this really scruffy guy came in, his trousers were all torn up, he had a dirty furry hat on, he had his shoes in his hands, and was mumbling to himself. He came up to the counter and starting telling me how he had just got out of prison. And walked here. He also did a handstand in the middle of the floor (showing me his break-dancing)
He asked for cans of Cider but I refused to serve him because he was too drunk. He gave me lots of abuse, calling me a f*cking "rage" etc. Then wandered out the shop.
One time I went to an IMAX movie theatre and I started telling this little brown haired chick all about my wife and my family for like fifteen minutes and how my wife doesn't deserve to be a mother, then I asked one of her coworkers to escort me to the art gallery, just cuz I was going to whip my wanger out and show it to her, cuz that's how I rollz, but they called security on me. 😬
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
One time I went to an IMAX movie theatre and I started telling this little brown haired chick all about my wife and my family for like fifteen minutes and how my wife doesn't deserve to be a mother, then I asked one of her coworkers to escort me to the art gallery, just cuz I was going to whip my wanger out and show it to her, cuz that's how I rollz, but they called security on me. 😬
That's what you wanted to borrow my wheelchair for?!
creepiest thing that ever happened to me was a phone call.
some guy called me and woke me up at like 4am and he said he was gonna rape me and kill my family 😖 and that he had been watching me for the past 2 months and when I think about it, I'm always seeing the same guy everywhere I go 😖 Always wearing sunglasses and a hoodie.