Things you learn from horror movies...

I saw this on another forum and thought it was fun.
Some examples are....

Poltergiest
* TVs can kidnap children
* Putting a house over dead bodies is a very bad idea
* Realtors lie

A Nightmare on Elm Street
* Never trust your boyfriend when he says he will stay awake
* It takes mothers 10 minutes to run to your bedroom when they hear strange noises

What have u guys learned from horror?

Elm Street Part 3

Don't run to you're father when you're confused.

never investigate a strange noise outside...

In most slasher films...
If you're going to have sex, make it good, because it will be your last time.

if you get raped, you will have an easy time getting revenge.

if the world is overtaken by zombies, never be a bad guy, cuz the zombies always kill the badguys first.

dont eat cheese before noon

In order to survive a horror movie, you have to be a goodie-goodie female whos parents are divorsed/dead, you must be troubled teen who doesnt drink, smokes does any kind of drugs and is very sensible all the way through the movie! She lives!

Never say :''i'll be right back''

Dont run, cos you wont run away...

Say funny stupid shit and be likeable because most likeable characters survive the 1st movie.

Don't run upstairs.
Don't trust the guy with pins in his head
All chicks have a great rack.

the only way to stop an out of control sphere is to embed it in human flesh.........................Well its true

oh yeah and Chew will make you a "God Damn Sexual Tyrannosaurus" I mean a politician said it so it must be so!!!!

never fight somthing that is bigger then u as in jason takes manhattan cuase after punching him a miullion times he will be sure to be able to still knock ur head off

always run away from the house or dead ends never go in them go upstairs and lock ur self in da stupid he can get u there

killes r usally slow but some can teleport for sumreason so when running try to be able to run and not trip cause when u trip he will catch up when u cant see the killer ne more dont go stopping and looking around cause thats when he gets u keep runing u dumb ass

and the final thing is being drunk or stoned and making fun of the killer not running away and doing sumthing stupid will usally make a killer look at u and walk away cause obviously u pose no threat but in ne otehr movie then jason this works but if u drink u smoke weed have sex in a jason movie u r pretty much dead

in a series the main character never dies in the 1st movie. Real life knowledge gained by horror movies never do the stupid things like stop running because that is a death wish!

When it gets really quiet, it means the killer is right behind the victim.

I think investigating strange noise is the main one...everyone who investigates....dies!
i was gonna investigate strange noise last night at the cinema compacting area...but then i remembered this thread...LOL..
i swear that place looks like Michael Myerys or Jason are gonna pop up any minute 😐 creepy!

-If you are running away rom the killer and get to your car...the car will NEVER EVER start....

-If a character lights a match or a candle in the dark room, it has a power of about 100W lightbulb

-If you know how to stop a killer, or his weak spot, you will die before you can tell everyone...

Hannibal Lecter movies- never talk to a psychiatrist lol 🙂

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
-If a character lights a match or a candle in the dark room, it has a power of about 100W lightbulb

I like this one a lot!

If you are a masked psychotic murderer, you become immortal and can withstand bullets, fire, automobiles, and 50 foot drops onto your neck then get up, shake it off, and spawn up to EIGHT more shitty sequels.

1) blood is good or nothing at all

Originally posted by Cowboyography
the only way to stop an out of control sphere is to embed it in human flesh.........................Well its true

oh yeah and Chew will make you a "God Damn Sexual Tyrannosaurus" I mean a politician said it so it must be so!!!!

Nice!