being abducted by aliens, then breaking free of there restraints. and powering my way through alien big heads. with muscle and fist squashing there eyes big damn eyes with my big damn fists, then taking control of the big god damn mother ship, and powering it to the sun, i see a big red button so's is press the gig damn thing. and a giant damn boom happens and thens an laser goes twords the sun and it explodes into a supernova, destroying everyithing in the universe with a massive sonc universal nova boom. buts i got cuaght inside of the dying star which is our sun and it created a black hole which igots sucked into ands i travel in time through the worm hole 40 thousand light years before the sonic boom i created back to earth. ands the mother ship crashed. and i stumbled out of the damn thing with blood running all over me ands i realized whats i just caused and these peoples on this earth wouldnt know in 40 years our time the sun is going to implode and destroy us all, but then before i could warns anybody, i tripped over an alien body and fell on a peice of the broken aircraft and decapitated myself. oh big god damn mother frigger
wells if you can think of somthing weirder to die from of what i listed above, then i ll tell you the secret to life my dear friend, youknow another way to die would to drill a hole through the earth to the core and assuming there was no magma and burning lava lets just say there was nothing then, you jumped down into that hole the you would theaoreticaly float at the center of the earths core, due to the magnetisms of earths gravity. then you would be ripped apart from the inside out, like an implosion. NOw thats what i call weird AY 馃檪
seems like your reaching now, you have to be master genious to be able to pull shit like this out of your ass, you take a gas pump shove it up your as* start pumping. untill it hits full. go into gas station and pay the bill walk back out, throwing up gasoline on everyone that you see. get in your car light a towel throw it into the puddle of gas that spilt everywhere while pumping you rown as* full of gas. and start driving not stoping for the horrific screams back at the gas station as it explodes. then drive your car as fast as you can, trying to out run the gas trail that is chasing you from the open gas tank. and find a nice old retirement home to cruise into. jump out screaming HAHAHHAHHAHA I am the gas man as the car explodes into a ball burining napalm fire . thats a pretty bad way to die. and they say drugs are bad
Listen to how ironic this story is, i was studying the holocaust i think junior year or sumthin neways i read that this guy made it all the way thru the holocaust, a year later or so on a jewish holiday he went to the store and when he came back there was some guy tryin to steal his car and so he went to stop the guy and the guy stabbed him to death. I would be rip shit if i made it all the way thru the holocaust and died because some guy was stealing me car!!