Weirdest ways to die

Started by CandyKoRn4 pages

that sucks...

Sh*t happens...

that sux
how bout sticking chopsticks up ur nose and falling on them so they ram into ur brain and u die
i read that somewhere, i think it was in an Orson Scott Card book
(he's a kool author)

y'know those straws ou get with cartons of juice (with pointed edges)
school kids chew on them during class here....

and once, a kid was sucking on one, whilst swinging on his chair...

the teacher pushed him so he'd stop 'swinging' and the kid slammed into the table (face first)
the straw went straight through to the back of his head...
Kid died ofcourse..
rather disturbing.. after hearing that, I stopped chewing the straws..

i got the full story about the suicidal shotgun, and falling to death, thing that ush was talking about. anyone want me to post it

I still think mine is the weirdest... 馃槢

nope this ir reallllly wierd
and true!!!

the weirdest death would be the peopls body who are silooutted on buildings in japan from the a-bomb forever, somehow they;ll live on forever in a weired spooky kind way so if you ever drop a bomb be in front of a buildning so you can be silouteted forever

thats freaky,
does anyone wanna hear the suicidal fall/shotgun blast story?!?!

someone jumped off a building and shot them selves with a shotgun full of nails or somthin, i dont know thrill me, id like to hear it

ok i will

On March 23, 1994 the medical examiner viewed the
body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from
a shotgun wound to the head.

Mr Opus had jumped from the top of a ten-story
building intending to commit suicide.

He left a note to the effect indicating his
despondency.
As he fell past the ninth floor his life was
interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a
window, which killed him instantly.

Neither the shooter nor the deceased was aware
that a safety net had been installed just below
the eighth floor level to protect some building
workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been
able to complete his suicide the way he had
planned.

Ordinarily," Dr Mills continued, "A person who
sets out to commit suicide and ultimately
succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be
what he intended, is still defined as committing
suicide." That Mr. Opus was shot on the way to certain
death, but probably would not have been
successful because of the safety net, caused the
medical examiner to feel that he had a homicide
on his hands.

In the room on the ninth floor, where the shotgun
blast emanated, was occupied by an elderly man
and his wife. They were arguing vigorously and he was
threatening her with a shotgun.

The man was so upset that when he pulled the
trigger he completely missed his wife and the
pellets went through the window striking Mr. Opus.
When one intends to kill subject "A" but kills
subject "B" in the attempt, one is guilty of the
murder of subject "B."

When confronted with the murder charge the old
man and his wife were both adamant and both said
that they thought the shotgun was unloaded. The
old man said it was a long-standing habit to
threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He
had no intention to murder her.

Therefore the killing of Mr. Opus appeared to be
an accident; that is, if the gun had been
accidentally loaded.

The continuing investigation turned up a witness
who saw the old couple's son loading the shotgun
about six weeks prior to the fatal accident.

It transpired that the old lady had cut off her
son's financial support and the son, knowing the
propensity of his father to use the shotgun
threateningly, loaded the gun with the
expectation that his father would shoot his
mother.

Since the loader of the gun was aware of this, he
was guilty of the murder even though he didn't
actually pull the trigger.

The case now becomes one of murder on the part of
the son for the death of Ronald Opus.

Now comes the exquisite twist.

Further investigation revealed that the son was,
in fact, Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly
despondent over the failure of his attempt to
engineer his mother's murder. This led him to
jump off the ten story building on March 23rd,
only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing
through the ninth story window.

The son had actually murdered himself so the
medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.

(A true story from Associated Press, Reported by
Kurt Westervelt)

Top this if you can!

i saw that movie, magnolia. The frogs were better

huh????

rent the movie magnolia. A true story it may be, however the frogs death were better in a weirder kinda way

The wierdest way to die, well I would have to say the wierdest way to die is say your at a baseball game. And your fav batter hits a home run ball and it goes flying, you see it you want to catch it, you realize its within arms reach when all of a sudden it hits you on the head and you die.

u can die from toothpaste and from chokin on your own tongue and possibly chokin on your boyfriend's/girlfriend's tongue

Lol, I LOVE YOU JENNY! AHHHHHHHHH IM CHOKIN! Oh Bob I am aswell, ohhhhh. lol

Another weird way to die is getting attacked by a rabid lichen.

gas man still rules over all 馃檪 i say, However if you jam a fork into a plug outlet and jump into mid air right while you jam it in, and let go before you hit the groud. You wont get harmed at all. Electricity needs an complete circut and theres no ground circut if your in the air and the forks in the plug outlet. If you dont believe me try it. 馃檪 i bet you'll die the weirdest death because noones that fast. however what i speak is true. dont try this at home kids, unless your lucky

Drowning in a toilet馃槢

i would say standing outside in a kiddy pool in the middle of a lighting storm, then being runover by a car that comes speeding through your yard and over the kiddy pool, and then, on the brink of death, being electrocuted by a rabid squirel carrying a telephone wire. yep. that about does it.

roface