Riddle me this...

phoes riddle is way good.did you make it up yourself?

one for yerss....

Avec un guide impitoyable,
Je parcours les monts chevelus,
Ou je poursuis un monstre, aux humains redoubtable;
C'est aux jeunes taillis que je chasse le plus,
Et souvent j'y vais faire un carnage effroyable
De ces monstres cruels, sous mes dents, abattus.

don't remember it

translation...

With a ruthless guide,
I wander over hairy mountains,
Where I pursue a monster, dreaded by humans.
It is in the young brushwood that I hunt the most,
And often I inflict a frightful carnage
On those cruel monsters, slaughtered under my teeth

dunno how to say it in english, probably way wrong

say it in french/flemish then

schaar van ne kapper tege de luize

Spoiler:
is it something you use in your hair you mean? cos the answer is a comb

spoilered cos it contains the answer

heres one:

im as perfect as God,
as mean as the devil,
poor peopl have me,
rich people need me,
and if you eat me you'll die.

Okay, after a riddle is answered, I'll either add on another one, or I'll leave it to the person that got it right. If you can't answer one, I'll give the answer after half an hour, mkay?

Anywho, to start it off:

Two cars were found on a foggy night facing opposite directions. The drivers of both cars were found INSIDE THEIR RESPECTIVE VEHICLES dead of massive head trauma. No one had entered or left either vehicle. What CAUSED THE MASSIVE HEAD TRAUMA THAT caused their deaths?

heard it b4 🙁

DAMN YOU FUNNY BOY.....DAMN YOU!!! (funny boy is dave)

...Heard what before? 🤨

that riddle, so if i answer it, then i havent really worked it out.....
i'll leave it for someone who doesnt know it

i was gonna say a man's brain, but man does not make the brain *shrugs*

Really? I think you should look again.

hmmm, they were both so ugly that the died 😄

nicely editted

maybe they crashed into each other?

They hit each other...? Wait, that can't be right...? Someone already posted that!

Dang you Funny boy (Dave)!