Riddle me this...

darkness/shadows?

In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie...
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Ignore that..

Funny Boy: yep, it's darkness, have a go!

lemme write the next one pleeeez i got a good'un

*NOTE* I DONT KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS ONE!!!

a friend of mine got this from someone in his family, but didnt stay to hear the end, and i dunno how it ends!

Which kitchen utensil is/can be full, but you can always add more to it?

the almighty spoon?

The even almightier spork?

Why are we answering this if we don't know the answer?

i dunno, i'll let matrix man post the next one

He's offline.

Then someone else start one!

A man finds an ancient-looking coin in his backyard. It has the date 25 B.C. on it. He throws it away. Why did he throw it away?

because it's a modern coin that looks old, and 25 BC is not the date it was made

Your answer is right, your turn. And if you think I said you were wrong, then your delirious.
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there is nothing inaccurate in my statement!!! although there is no proof it was "modern"

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I'm tired, so I'm just going to nod my head and say:
"Yes, I see, now please post a riddle"

i'm tired, and i dont know any riddles 😛

Okay:

There are three light bulbs on the 2nd floor of a building and there are three switches on the ground floor which are used to turn on the light bulbs (one switch for each bulb). A man is on the ground floor knows that all the light bulbs are turned off. How can he just go up the 2nd floor once and determine which switches turn on which light?

By the way, dave, is your name "Chocobojoe" on anther website?

no, i dont think i've ever used chocobojoe 🙂

he turns on one, and leaves it. that light will be on upstairs
he leaves the other switch, that light will be off upstairs
he turns on one, then turns it off, that light will be off and WARM upstairs