('k. nice siggy by the way)
Name: Johnny Kimp (rhymes with pimp)
Age: (appears 21) (is 21)
Personality: Johnathan Alfred Kimpswood (who swears to god he will kill you if you call him that,) Once belonged to one of the wealthiest families in West Connecticuit. He grew up the snobby rich kid who could buy your life with his pocket change. Then, when twelve years old, he had something of a revelation that snapped his life in half. He fell in love and wasn't loved back. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't get the girl to even notice him, and the ironic thing was that she was, as his father would say, of the common rabble. He fell in to a deep depression which appeared to be a mania. He constantly held parties with alcohol, drugs, and later, skanky girls who he didn't even know. His parents could handle him no longer and when he was seventeen, they payed to get him off to college early. He continued his partying ways, and now he even had a fraternity to hang with until one day he met another girl who he loved. It wasn't the same girl, but she had the same quirky personality that he loved so much and that girl would drive him batty. (get it, she ended up with him in a dark room and she turned him in to a vampire. batty, get it? *sigh*) He soon ran away from her and college excited by his new powers and living the life.
job: romantic
job description: getting women to love him and then breaking their hearts right before draining them.
appearence: (deep jazzy voice) ladies, I wancha ta close ya eyes and imagine the hottest man you have seen in yo life. Open them and you see him befo' you: Johhny Kimp.
(Now give me a spot to jump in and I will take ya for a wild, hilarious, vampiric ride!)