Things U Don't Want to Hear During Surgery

docter:you'll be allright that skate board only left a scrach...*cough*ya rite*cough*

u know our insurance covers us for leaving equipment in patients

Don't worry it is only the janiter who is in here.*whispers to janiter*pull the plug..

*pointing at different organs* eenie meanie miney mo which one of you needs to go 😂

I have compittion huh?*starts to cut out the insides*HAH! TRY TO BEAT THAT PUMPKIN CARVING!!!!HOLEY CRUD!I KILLED A PASHIENT!!!!

"So Youre telling me that the left side of the brain controls the RIGHT side of the body? Impossible"

"No you fool, THIS is the spleen, THATS the stomach!!"

"Anybody got a light?"

"I need a cigarrette, My hands are shaking."

"I am SOOOO high! LOL"

"I'll take a some of this home, feed my cat"

*starts opperating* 🤨 did i wash my hands ?

"This isnt anasthesia!!! This is HELIUM!!!!!"

*Starts operating* "OH DAMN!!! Forgot the gloves!!!"

"Has anyone seen my glasses?"

silver starting lots of funny threads lately😄

"oopsh, I sheem to have losht my teef..."

"Boy, this is hard with a knife and fork."

yes phoe i am 😄

*after being sewn up doctor says* wait, it was the kidney I was supposed to remove right??

Originally posted by silver_tears
23. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

22. Don't tell me you forgot to bring the anatomy book!

21. Someone call the janitor! We're going to need a mop!

20. Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie..

19. Oh no! I just lost my contact.

18. Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing off my concentration!

17. Hmmm.. I never knew that thing was in there...

16. What's this doing here?

15. What do you mean you want a divorce?

14. I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

13. That's cool! Now can you make her leg twitch?!

12. Rats, there go the lights again...

11. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

10. You fool! You got the arms and legs switched.

9. Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

8. Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

7. OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

6. Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

5. Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

4. Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

3. FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

2. Ah, well.. I never really did like this guy too much...

and last but not least...

1. "Pass the scalpel" . . . "Sure! Here you go, Dr. Kevorkian!"

ive gotta few

1. "uh-oh"

2 "Your not sue-happy are you?"

3 "That's not Ice you idiot!"

4 "Was this supposed to stay here?"

5 "What do you mean the power is going to be cut!?"

😂 Who bumped this?