Things U Don't Want to Hear During Surgery

you did obviously 🙄

How about this?

Now for some fava beans and a nice chianti... 😱

"whoops there he goes!!!"

"is it supposed to look like that?"

"So when are me and you going to fu** each other tommorow,nurse".

*a low toned fart is emmited*

"oh, man! did someone fart...whew..and pew!!!"

*then they all join in for a laugh*

During Brain Sugery,*Takes Brain Out*"Be right back I need to go take a sh!t".

Originally posted by @ngel
you did obviously 🙄

Your not burlyman. 🙂

but who is? detective

*a laugh wakes a half sleepy man, two women stand overhead removing a bullet from the pelvis area*

"hey, look at his pecker, no more than 2 inches..."

😂

burly 🙁

oops

"So is that normal?"

"What was I supposed to take out again?"

"I like your kidney...can I have it?"

"So...would you like to go out to dinner sometime?"

"i dont remember putting that there 😕 :
"weve just ran out of anasthetic 😱 "
"the wrist bone's connected to the, arm bone. the arm bone's connected to my, wrist watch..."

"how much do you think we can get for his kidney on the black market?"

*to nurse* "we're covered in case of death right?!?!?"

When the sign on the door says "Operating 101" Run!!

When the doc says
"hey, i remember you from high school"