Oh, no, ToMacco's drinking again!!!!

*slaps everyone's ass, then runs away*

it's good to have ya back, you should start coming on more often.

I wondered why Kes kept putting up imdb links in her area...

yeah, i figured it out all by myself, its now an inside joke between me and her

Ok, ass slapping time, Kes! That is your penance.

*smacks kes's ass with the wet towel*

*smacks my own ass with a wet towl*

Wow, did anyone else see that? How did I do that?

Good weighting with the towel.

*dusts off, then fires up the very old ToMacco Slapping Machine*

I saw it ✅

*stares in amazment....* that was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen...

Originally posted by BackFire349
she's a spy from IMDB.com, she's trying to destroy the competition of that site. so she became a mod here, and is bringing the site down from the inside *touches nose with index finger two times, a'la homer simpson*

*smacks kes's ass with the wet towel*

*grabs Bfs ass*

Oooh! Can I have a go!

(slaps Kes's ass)

*jumps* wow....no ones ever dared grabbed my ass....

*sits down, doing nothing*

Its going to be black tomorrow.
*picks towel, rolls it and starts slapping asses*

WOO-HOO! MASS ASS SLAPPAGE!

(gets to work)

Come on lance, join the party *grabs towel from kes and whips her ass with it, then runs over to ush and slaps his ass while he's conversing with someone* TeeHee

Do we HAVE to use towels?

Yeh cos it sounds kinda painful 🙁