Okay, everyone stand in a line and spread your legs. Now, let's see, Backfire!!! Crawl under our legs and we will all spank your ass as you pass through the tunnel. See, it's the spanking machine!!!
BAC
BackFire349Blood. It's nature's lube
*crawls under everyones legs* i feel so objectified....
TH
Tied HikerRestricted
😂
KES
KesPhilie
*takes ToMacco's advice and starts running*
LAN
LanceWinduSenior Member
We already havce the ToMacco Slapping Machine, same thing.
TPT
tptmanno1Life Ponder-er
Hi To Im am Trumpet player extrodianair of these here forums *finishes speach and runs like hell away from all the spanking*
USH
UshgarakPaladin
Ooooh!
(chases Kes into sunset)
BAC
BackFire349Blood. It's nature's lube
*follows with towel swirlling overhead*
KES
KesPhilie
*just keeps on running*
USH
UshgarakPaladin
(just keeps on chasing)
We got ourselves a-spankin', boys! Call out the posse!
BAC
BackFire349Blood. It's nature's lube
*hollars in native tongue, suddenly a group of other large hairy men begin chasin kes with me and ush*
USH
UshgarakPaladin
(banjo music plays in background)
TPT
tptmanno1Life Ponder-er
ahh why not *grabs towel and sprints after the mad spanking crew*
KES
KesPhilie
Originally posted by BackFire349 *hollars in native tongue, suddenly a group of other large hairy men begin chasin kes with me and ush*
😱
TOM
ToMaccoMr. Orange
What's up tptmanno1? *slaps ass* HA HA HA!!!!!
*runs like hell*
USH
UshgarakPaladin
Where are you going to run to, Kes? The Hobo's house or the spooky roller disco?
TPT
tptmanno1Life Ponder-er
Whups out frat boy pattle and yells "Comn to lets go" and starts speeding towards To.
KES
KesPhilie
Originally posted by Ushgarak Where are you going to run to, Kes? The Hobo's house or the spooky roller disco?