KMC Soap Opera

The old one was so funny...

*starts long monologue*

"But Johnny, you said you'd never cheat on me with Orlando again! What's that? You want to see both of us? Well... maybe..."

*stares confused*

"Johnny, is that my name? I can't remember much after the accident. I feel like a woman trapped in a man's body."

*screams at nearby random man*

"YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER!!!"

*random man screams back*

"YES I AM!!!"

*man turns to katherine*
"The baby is your katherine. Im sorry but...your the mother."
*katherine screams*
"NOOOOOOOOOO"

soz had to join in 💃

everyone can join in! its fun!

Hmmm... how many women would I get to sleep with?

your mother-in -law and a girl who turns out to be your birth-mothers best friends cousin

Hmmmm... mother-in-law a bit old even before I knew that... in fact both sound a bit old. Try some more my age.

And how many do I sleep with at once?

23

Annie walked into her apartment and saw her boyfriend of one week sleeping with her sister.
"Jerry! What the hell are you doing?!"
He stands up clutching a sheet around him. Her sister reapplies her lipstick using a small mirror.
"Annie. You weren't supposed to be back until noon."
"You said you loved me!" She then looked at her sister. "And you! Not only do u steal my boyfriend, you steal my lipstick?" She cries louder.

well in that case, your girlfriends sister, your girlfriends mother, your girlfriends mother-in-law, or you girlfriends boyfrien on the side.

seventeen

*girl walk into apartment and finds her boyfriend dead. she continues and finds her favourite plant dead as well.*
*gasp* "no...no...NOT THE ROSE!!!!!!!!"

*last time on Kmc, barbara found out her mother was not her mother but her sister, she found out that her sisters grandmother was her mother and never told anyone about the secret affair she had with the towns preist, who was forty years younger than her*
DUN DUN DUN

*barbra then invites them all to a family reunion uder her bed covers*

*dead boyfriend guy shuffles in*

"Barabra! How could you!"

Annie walks out to her balcony and creeps up to the edge and ponders whether she should just jump and end it all. Her boyfriend had slept with her sister! In her own bed! And she used her lipstick! She stood on the edge and looked down.
"Wait!" A voice called from behind her. "Please, don't jump."
She turned her head so she could see behind her seeing a very hot young man about her age. "Who are you?" She cleared a tear from her eye.
"I'm Jack." He said as she slowly took a couple steps closer. "I'm your new neighbor."
She just stared at him.
He outstretched his hand. "Please, don't jump."
"What do u care?" She asked.
"Because I love you Annie."
DUN DUN DUN
"How do u know my name?" He gasped.
He looked away from a moment, and then looked back to her. "Fine, I admit it. I'm not your neighbor. I've been watching you ever since u set foot in the coffee shop on the corner of Ninth Street. You're so beautiful, I began to go to that coffee shop every day just to sit and wait for you to walk in for the past seven months."
A small smile formed on her lips. "You have?"
"Yes. I love you."
"I love you too!"
She took his hand and he lead her away from the edge and then took her in his arms and embraced her in a passionate kiss.

Then Bobby said : " Hadn't my nephew been so found of yogurt, I wouldn't have been so scared...
Then Mark looked at his feet, took a sip of his Whisky-lemonade, and suddendly screamed...

*pops in*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
*Powers up to super sayan 3*

"KAAAAHHHHHMMMMMEEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAAAAMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
lets loose powerful blast

"oops wrong show"