KMC Soap Opera

But the family hated you, why come back into our lives?

for the money what else?!!

*slap*

How dare you? Do you know the grief that you caused here? When we found out you were alive we were saddened realizing we actually spent money on a courtesy funeral.

hey!!*turns red* you all loved hey that funeral,you got to rub elbows with this places elite for once,it was the party of the year!!..even when I am dead you people need me!! *slap*

When you die we shall all celebrate! Sure there will be an investigation on whether the death was accidental or not, but we will still party like there's no tomorrow.

*elopes with johnny depp*

*steals johhny and flies to tropical island* 😈

**Reveals that Johhny Depp is really "Sandra C. Stout" a woman who had a sex change 10 years ago**

*gives johhny back and takes pills to fake own death get own money transferred to off sore bank account in switzerland and elope with a kmc member to the bahamas where we can live like a king and queen* 😗😖hifty:`

**Marries hugh jackman and live happily ever after**

*finds out her twin sister is impregnated by the redneck next door*

😂

**Goes on under cover mission to kill off Hugh Jackmans ex wife so they can stop paying child support**

*hides in johhny depps bushes waiting for him to come out and profess his love for me* 😗

hello i am the new chic dat throughs a twist into every story this soapy has gots goin' on

**Confesss to everyone in the soap that i have slept with not only ur brothers best friend......but your brothers best friends father as well**Dun Dun Dun!!!

*stabs best friend in the thigh and gets sent to jail only to escape and have hot....... with........* 😗😇😖hifty:

* kidnaps silver's luv child for ransome*

**gets stabbed in thigh** 😂

who said anything bout a child 😉
*becomes a cheerleader and breaks leg during the superbowl*