Gandalf Vs. Dumbledore

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i havent read any harry potter books, maybe he has actually done somthing in one of the books but in the movies he hasnt done a damn thing. gandalf saved existence, defeated a creature of evil darkness, and tapped into magical links of unknown powers. So maybe dumbledore coud take out a troll or somthing,but put him in middle earth and his skills in wizardry wuld be laughable even by a hobbit

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
i havent read any harry potter books, maybe he has actually done somthing in one of the books but in the movies he hasnt done a damn thing. gandalf saved existence, defeated a creature of evil darkness, and tapped into magical links of unknown powers. So maybe dumbledore coud take out a troll or somthing,but put him in middle earth and his skills in wizardry wuld be laughable even by a hobbit

That is funny. 😂

maybe, but ill put my money on dumbledore.....he is like yoda, he only uses his powers when he has to.

as does gandalf

Gandalf has a stick, he could swipe his stick at Dumbledore's ankles and probably break his old ass hip.

Gandalf does too, but to Dumbledore's credit he has a money pheonix and the books ain't over yet so I'm sure he'll show some crazy shit we haven't seen yet like him in serious action.

Dumbledore probably gets laid more. He's always hanging out with that one witch chick who turns into a cat. A pussy cat.

i bet he makes her turn into a cat when they get it on

I bet he gets arrested for having sex with harry potter.

or gandalf.

gandolf doesn't run around with little boys all day long. The only thing gandolf may be accused of is HobbitRape, but that is not nearly as bad as a pedafile

so the kids should be allowed to run free with no supervision?

Well if they're so special, why not?

but they are still kids. besides, you know that gandalf was doing that little hobbit bilbo....or is it dildo?

Gandolf has a bigger staff.

mine is bigger than yours.

gandalf does some bad ass magic tricks with his staff.