Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel
I've started writing, but the problem is that I've only done the introduction of the main character (I've even skipped out a load of details) and it's already at nearly 4000 characters 😬
I won't have that problem..I hate deep characters....I also hate intelligent stories. I will just write something really trashy. You people think it is a joke, but I actually will, not because I want to..but because I suck....
Originally posted by Fëanor
maybe you guys can....oh, i dunno..go get drunk and pay for a prostitute? would that help?
I do that anyways....I have this whole misunderstood artist thing going, I just kinda lack the talent....
So many jokes on myself, I should maybe make jokes about other people too..well..once in a while....maybe a clever remark about Feanor's small penis....or REX's fascination with male bunnies (that's more disgusting than funny though...I'm pissing of a judge, amn't I....better shut up while I am ahead..which would probably have been right about before I started writing...good job Bard...good job)
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=415830
Wh00t! MY first fan fiction...on this site anyway. I hope someone reads it. 😄