Matrix cookie game

Started by JKozzy10 pages

😂 dave, you're too funny.... keep 'em coming
What a great thread.... can anyone tell me how exactly this whole cookie theory started?

101st post! woot

Ghost : Is that why you called for me?
Oracle : No. I just got bored and needed someone to talk to.[QUOTE]

😂 😂 😂 😂

"The Smith cookie is grown beyond you control. You cannot stop it. But I can"
"And if you fail?"
"Well we have muffins as well"

lol, you guys this thread is really good. thanks for starting it korri. i have just read 6 pages of it, some of them are really funny

"If we fail to bake the cookies, Neo wont get any. And that cannot happen at any cost."

Cookie Smith-"I had a revelation during my time here, it occured when i was trying to classify your cookies.You see cookies are not actually mammals.Mammals, have a natural equilibrium with their surroundings, yet you cookies do not.You multiply and multiply and multiply, until their are no cookies left.
Their is one other organism on this planet, Morpheus, who shares that same characteristic.Do you know what it is?A cookie, cookies are a cookie, a cookie , a cookie of this planet. And we are the cookie..."
Phew..
cookie overload.And thats just my first post!!

Welcome.

Lol, nice. 😂 Cookie OverKILL is more like it

cooookie!! lets all just sit down and have a cookie 😄

'I know because I came looking for the muffin, but when he found me he told me I wasn't really looking for a muffin. I was looking for an cookie'- Trinity

'The Matrix is a bakery-generated snackworld built to keep us over weight in order to change a human being into this'- Morpheus

MORPHEUS LIFTS UP A DOUBLE CHOC CHIP COOKIE

'I hate this cookie. This snack. These choc chips. This substance, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste their stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by
it'- Smith

'She told you exactly what you needed to hear. That's all. Sooner or later, Neo, you're going to realize just like I did the difference between baking the cookie and eating the cookie'- Morpheus

lol you got some nice ones in there Plasma 😂

really good ones Plasma 😛 😂

The machines created the matrix to turn an ordinary human in to this *holds up cookie*

What do you want?
What all men with cookies want......MORE cookies.

Myy name is neo!
Yes...I am the cookie maker.

What is a coockie? If a cookie is something we can see taste and touch, the a cookie is simply electrical symbols interprited by our brain.

LMAO!!! Plasma, those are great! 😂 Well done.

No! You do not truely know a cookie until you eat it.

There is some muffin in your cookie,
and some cookie in your muffin.
To get the cookies, you must risk everything.

Cookies can be a pretty scary thing for some people. They must've been cold and alienating for a boy like that.

Neo: I didn't bake them kid. You baked them yourself.

😂

some more...

'Because you've eaten that cookie, Neo. You already know that cookie. You know exactly where it ends' -Trinity

'Neo, this is loco. They've got Morpheus in a white chocolate encased cookie. Even if you somehow ate your way inside, those are agents baking him. Three of them! I want cookies, too, but what you are talking about is obesity'- Tank

'For the longest time, I wouldn't believe it. But then I saw the
ovens with my own eyes, spreading in every direction for miles. Inside the mixing bowl, I watched them cut up morsels of innocents chocolate so they could be mix, expertly, to the dough and standing there, facing the efficiency, the pure, horrifying obviousness of the truth'- Morpheus

'This cookie is one of the top software cookies in the cookie
because every single cookie understands that they are part of a cookie. Thus, if a cookie has a problem, the cookie has a problem'- Rhinehart

More??

HILARIOUS!!

HELL YEAH!!!

'It seems that you have been eating two cookies. In one cookie, you are Thomas A. Cookieeater, program writer, baker, for a respectable software, cookie-making company. You have a bag of flour, a social security number, you pay your taxes, you have chocolate chips and you help your landlady carry out her garbage'- Smith

'You're the Cookie, Neo. You see, you may have spent the last few years baking for me, but I've spent most of my life baking for you'- Morpheus

'I can see it in your eyes. You have the look of a man who accepts what he sees because he is expecting to find a cookie'- Morpheus

'Because I don't like the idea that I'm not in control of my Cookie'- Neo

Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was a cookie? What if you were unable to resist that cookie, Neo? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the cookie world?'- Morpheus

A cookie world-oh the dreams im gonna have..

Thats all for now!

Tell me if you want more and ill see what my twisted little mind can conjure!

Plasma