Matrix cookie game

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Kid: Yeah, sure, Link. Hey, you know, next year I'm old enough to join a bakery. I've been thinking a lot about it and I've made my decision.
Link: Let me guess.
Kid: I want to join the Nebuchadnezzar. I know Morpheus hasn't filled the other baker's positions except for you, Link. I'm sure he has his reasons, but the more I think about it, the more I think it's meant to be. You know, it's fate. I mean, you're the reason I'm here, Neo.
Neo: I told you, Kid, you found the cookie, I didn't find the cookie.
Kid: I know, but you got me a cookie! You saved my cookie!
Neo: You saved your cookies.

the dialogue is same as abv but its changed a little and i think its hilarious
i really dig this thread........

Kid: Yeah, sure, Link. Hey, you know, next year I'm old enough to join a bakery. I've been thinking a lot about it and I've made my decision.
Link: Let me guess.
Kid: I want to join the Nebuchadnezzar. I know Morpheus hasn't filled the other baker's positions except for you, Link. I'm sure he has his reasons, but the more I think about it, the more I think it's meant to be. You know, it's fate. I mean, you're the reason I'm here, Neo.
Neo: I told you, Kid, you ate the cookie, I didn't eat the cookie.
Kid: I know, but you got my cookies! You ate my cookies!
Neo: You ate your cookies.

Neo: Felt like I was back in that hallway. Felt like baking cookies.

Morpheus: Everything begins with cookie.
Merovingian: No. Wrong. cookie is an illusion, created between those with power, and those without. Look there, at that cookie. My God, just look at it. Affecting everyone around it, so obvious, so bourgeois, so boring. But wait... Watch - you see, I have sent it chocalate chips, a very special chocalate. I baked it myself. It starts so simply, each crumb of the chocolate creating a new effect, just like poetry. First, a rush... heat... it flutters my heart. You can see it, Neo, yes? She
does not understand why - is it the chocolate? No. What is it then, what is the reason? And soon it does not matter, soon the why and the reason are gone, and all that matters is the feeling itself. This is the nature of the cookie. We struggle against it, we fight to deny it, but it is of course pretense, it is a lie. Beneath our poised appearance, the truth is we are completely out of control. “cookies”. There is no escape from it, we are forever slaves to it. Our only hope, our only peace is to understand it, to understand the `why.' `Why' is what separates us from them, you from me. `Why' is the only real social power, without it you are cookieless. And this is how you come to me, without `why,' without cookie. Another crumb in the cookie. But fear not, since I have seen how good you are at following recipes, I will tell you what to do next. Run back, and give the baker this message: Her time is almost up. Now I have some real baking to do, I will say adieu and goodbye.

😆 i love this game!

i just love cookies.........(replace cookies with "this game"😉

lol

Seraph (to Agent Smith): I ate you before, and I can eat you again.
Agent Smith: We'll that may be so, but this time the cookie is a little bit different.

The Kid to Captain Mifune: But sir i didn't finish the Cookie.
Captain Mifune: Neither did I.

Morpheus: Neo, if you're out there we could use a Cookie.

Trinity to Link: In five minutes i'll rip the whole Cookie apart!

Tank: Believe it or not you piece of Cookie, you still can burn!

😆 A little too far, perhaps?

Morpheus: Were you listening to me Neo, or were you eating the Cookie in the Red?
Neo: I was..
The Cookie turns into an Agent with a gun in his hand.
Morpheus: Freeze it.
Neo ducks and says: This, this isn't the Matrix?
Morpheus: No, This is a training simulation, designed to teach you one thing, if your not eating one of us, your eating one of them.

what is the cookie?
hehe...

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE!

Arq: hello neo
neo: who are you?
arq: Iam the arquitect..I created the cookies
🙂

everythinhg that has a cookie has a chocalate chip.......

Or a raisin if they are oatmeal... 😄

Smith/Oracle: Wait... I've seen this. This is it, this is the end. Yes, you were baking right there, just like that, and I... I... I bake here, right here, I'm... I'm supposed to say something. I say... Everything that has a chocalate chip is a cookie, Neo.

Smith/Oracle: What? What did I just bake? No... No, this isn't right, this can't be right. Get away from me!
Neo: What are you afraid of?
Smith/Oracle: It's a cookie!
Neo: You were right, Smith. You were always right. It was chocolate.

We're not here because they are free.
We're here because they are not free.

There's no escaping the cost,
No denying the cookie.

Because as we both know, without the cookie we would not exist.

It was the cookie that created us,
Cookie That connects us,
Cookie that pulls us,
Cookie that guides us,
Cookie that drives us,
It is the cookie that defines
Cookie that binds us.

We are because of you Mr. Cookie Monster,
We're here to take from you what you tried to take from us:
Our Cookies!