You will be hired to baby sit the newborn child of a woman who used to work with your father. While checking out the family's horse in the backyard, the horse will suddenly die. Do not panic. When the family returns home they will be so saddened and shocked by the death of their horse, they will accidently write you out a check for one million dollars instead of a hundred dollars. Cash the check and don't worry. They are so rich they will never notice the error.
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
You will starve for three days in the hot dessert while searching for a movie set. You will get very sick and almost die. You will never find the movie set, but a hollywood producer will meet you one day in the middle of a pumpkin patch. He will love your story and you will play the part of yourself in his hit movie, "Desert Starve".
Now that I know, I'm going to stay away from deserts and sloser to pumpkin patches. 😄
I'll read your palm TH
.....wait......its coming to me.......YES
You will be offered a part in a hardcore adult movie............You will be forced to put on a gorrilla suit, and do two guys. The direcctor....a beatuful waman will ask you to bight her earlobe...DONT DO IT, she smeared it with a higly potent antiseptic, she plans to take you to a remote island and attach alligator clips to your nipples, and electricute you.......If you dont bight her earlobe......you will innevitably find your way in to wal mart.....to buy a chainsaw I think.....and then youll be beaten up by a store boy who will think you are hitting on him. STAY AWAY FROM TOMATOS. The neigbor is sleeping with your pets.....kill him. Your other neighbor will ask you to help him dig a hole. DONT, he is planning to bury his dead wife in it. And youll be arrested for assisting murder.